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London, England
Joined March 2009
Emotional exit by Michael Carrick as fans sing his name. A farewell? Supporters turn on players once Carrick down tunnel. #MUFC
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Cundy you absolute mug, bopped you off your own patch embarrassing from you lot, SPURS ARE BACK!!!
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UP THE SPURS 🤍
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JASON CUNDY RUN INTO THE SEA AND START SWIMMING.
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Thinking of all the times I’ve watched Morgan Rogers’ ugly face mocking us at the corner flag of the south stand in the last few seasons. Thinking hard.
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Matt Tate retweeted
1 - Harry Kane's goal kick last night was the first he'd taken in any competition for club or country since October 2014, when he went in goal for Tottenham against Asteras Tripolis in the UEFA Europa League after Hugo Lloris was sent off. Versatility.
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Is this the lowest ever moment for Manchester football? City have been stealing trophies for the last 15 years and every United game seems to end with a close-up of Harry Maguire’s miserable mug.
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I mean, technically they’re not wrong…
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new job guys!!
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Trying to remember the last time I saw a doc at the cinema. Maybe the Louis Theroux scientology one. Do people do this regularly?
Everything and more. Due to incredible demand, we're now on sale with more locations and extra shows of #YouCanSeeEverything 👀 At Cineworld in ONE MONTH, Nov 20. 🔗 bit.ly/CWYouCanSee
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Yes Kulusevski is back
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Before tonight, the last time I watched Dejan Kulusevski play for Spurs I hadn’t been subjected to a single minute of Randal Kolo Muani. Surreal.
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I wasn’t particularly interested at first, but since it’s Zach Cregger’s latest film, I went to see “Resident Evil.” Right from the opening, it hits you with music reminiscent of “The Thing.” From there, it’s a relentless barrage of classic horror techniques, terrifying situations, and jump scares that never lets up until the very end. This isn’t a film adaptation of “Resident Evil.” It’s a film about the experience of playing “Resident Evil,” controller in hand. It reminded me of how I felt when I first played the original “Resident Evil” on PlayStation back in 1996. I was just like Bryan in this movie. I kept getting game over after game over, shouting “F***!” over and over again. lol I’m also happy I managed to pick up a program for “Digger.”
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Saw Resident Evil last night. Extremely good. Only major note is that Austin Abrams, great as he is, looked distractingly like Rhys Darby in it, so I couldn’t help daydreaming about a Resident Evil movie fronted by Murray from Flight of the Conchords.
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Happy to announce that The Avalanches have done it again.
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Matt Tate retweeted
low key obsessed with how serious this interview is with richard e.grant about the traitors & christine baranksi being there...
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HDR calibration should be added to the national curriculum.
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Rockstar Games has officially confirmed that when you die in GTA 6, you will die in real life. (Source: gameinformer.com/feature/202…)
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Matt Tate retweeted
Blink-182's Tom DeLonge, a San Diego native, got emotional as he heard Padres fans sing "All the Small Things" during their playoff game.
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It’s going to be unimaginably annoying when we let this guy go to Chelsea. The easiest midfield engine lifer just right there for us and we can’t do it because we spent £100m on Sandro Tonali.
🗣️ "It's surreal - [Modric] was probably one of my favourite players growing up... It was a great honour." Alex Scott on lining up against Luka Modric in his first England start 🎙️ @gabrielclarke05
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