A mix of decades of gaming with memories I’ll never forget. My first nuke on MW2. Getting Pokemon Silver from Santa on Christmas, then Gold from my aunt later the same day. Almost failing college from so much Skyrim. Late night siege and Fortnite sessions with friends I miss.
You ever read a book so profound you just can’t move on from it? #EastOfEden is that book for me right now.
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anyone else have this recurring dream:
you realize you are 2-3 months into a really important college course....and you straight up haven’t been to class ONE time, done any assignments, or taken any exams
and that F is about to tank your GPA for the semester
That moment when your team all starts running your program you’ve been working on and testing for months and it’s do or die time
Growing up I heard God might not punish your sins right away, sometimes He’ll wait.
I’m convinced the Barracuda Trials are 33 years of punishment #OSRS #Runescape
“Which Matthew? There’s three Matthew’s here waiting on an order. I hate Matthew’s have an original name” - Starbucks Barista
Ma’am I’m sorry my parents had no originality and named me the most basic male name in the 90’s I can’t help that.
Shoutout to all the ADHDers out there who can’t stand in front of the mirror and brush their teeth for two minutes to they change and make their bed and do everything else and end up brushing their teeth for like 6 minutes
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Replying to @ChadPergram
The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
George Orwell, 1984
Can we maybe at least TRY some gun control laws? Like at least for like a year? Just as a trial and if it doesn’t work, at least MAGA can say “I told you so”
Boomers is 2004: “Don’t trust strangers the internet.”
Boomers in 2024: “This stranger on the internet says the government can control the weather and caused the flooding because they want the lithium from the mountains!”
Remember when everyone’s parents got Facebook and they ruined the social media experience?
Elon Musk is pulling the ultimate dad social media move and ruining it for everyone.






