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OK who's got tickets for the Chiefs game?
Also, how do you verify someone selling tickets is legit?
Need 2.
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I know I'm not the only one wondering why the clock didn't stop when Kelce ran out of bounds.... #Chiefs
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If you ever covered your face with your shirt when someone farted then shut the fuck up about how masks don't work.
Dennis Celery retweeted
Today we're honoring SrA Dara Morgan for #SeatsForService, and we're outfitting her with a personalized jersey and hat.
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Yeah cool, wish we could watch it.
Both were walk-off base hits down the left-field line in 8-8 tie ballgames, too. Baseball is weird, man. #TogetherRoyal
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So how come there are only @SouthwestAir flights TO Hawaii? How are you supposed to get back?
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Honest question. Is there a good argument against waiting until you get to your seat to put your shit in the overhead bin?
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Right, also the amount of drivers that take the entire turn lane to get inTO said turn lane.
GTF
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