@MatthewConrod_

I like dogs. Especially mine.

 Calgary, Alberta
Joined October 2011
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Matthew Conrod retweeted
Shaedon@Shae_Nuge93Aug 26
I'm convinced if you put Brady Tkachuk in a third-grade classroom, he'd be held back.
The Mug NHL@TheMugNHLAug 26
Brady Tkachuk on which CANADIAN cities booed him last season, “I was booed pretty good in Edmonton, I was booed in Calgary. In Seattle, nothing.”
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kb@ojvhteuhyhesJul 27
i have been thinking about this all day lmao
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Kim@GibsonKim__Jul 15
Replying to @piersmorgan
He is taking you home as you asked
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Justin Brannan
@JustinBrannanJul 3
You and your significant other get invited to Taylor's wedding. You doing $150 each in an envelope? $100 each? $200? Talk to me.
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Mike Bloom@AMikeBloomTypeFeb 27
Hang it in the reality TV Louvre #TheTraitorsUS
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Trading Brady to Mar-a-Lago would have sent a less obvious message than this.
Ottawa Senators
@SenatorsFeb 26
Who’s your favourite female athlete? 🤔
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derek guy
@dieworkwearFeb 19
it's time to give that baby monkey a gun
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Granite Mtn.
@gran1te_mtnFeb 19
Me when I run 3 red lights and beat the google maps arrival estimate by 1 minute:
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I miss the good ole days of scandals surrounding the Ottawa Senators. Like when Pizza Pizza changed it from 4 goals to 6 goals needed for a free slice with a ticket stub the next day.
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Paul Haysom@PaulHaysom5 Dec 2025
You mispronounce 100% of the countries you don't name.... - #WayneGretzky #FIFAWorldCup2026draw
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Whoever is selecting the Canadian anthem singers needs a salary DECREASE.
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Don't let talks about Alberta separation distract you from the fact that it was always Sens in 7.
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Biggest 25 point comebacks in history: 1. Tom Brady, 28-3 2. LPC, 45-20 That’s all folks.
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helen@helen9 Apr 2025
me giving my dog a bath
The White House
@WhiteHouse9 Apr 2025
DO NOT RETALIATE AND YOU WILL BE REWARDED
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Sammy Hudes@SammyHudes5 May 2024
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It never gets old. #LeafsForever
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35th straight year on the nice list. Historic run.
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Ian Hartitz
@Ihartitz20 Dec 2023
Getting the fantasy football squad ready for Round 2 of the playoffs
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If you know me well then you’ll know that I only partake once in a while and this is definitely my once in a while. Special combo.
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