Tesla news breaker and 15x Tesla đ owner | Event tech M&A advisor | Actual job: @fajansa
Kirkland, WA
Joined November 2008
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đGirthy Tesla Model Y pulls over for cop who then decides to try to pit him at low speeds đ¤ˇââď¸
Get 3 months of free FSD
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Tesla at high speeds (175MPH):
xitter.cf/matthewdr/status/21056âŚ
Holy shit! Elon said the SpaceXâs compute buildout and related plans point to ARR âsomewhere between $500 billion and $1 trillionâ by year-end 2027.
Q3 2026 Financial and Operational Results xitter.cf/i/broadcasts/1PKqrNbLZâŚ
Four year anniversary of buying my Tesla Model Y AWD during peak demand.
How much did I pay?
Closest guess (including T+L) gets $4.20 in X Money.
Turns out weâre going to be rich after all, $TSLA expected to hit $4,400 per share in 5 years.
What could @Tesla be worth in 2031? ARKâs long-awaited valuation just dropped.
ark-invest.com/articles/valuâŚ
BREAKING: the Tesla Roadster is actually a Roadster.
(Roof is removable).
Did they forget to show us last night?
Also, itâs RWD only.
POD UP: Roadster unveil morning after thoughts + X Takeover
@teslaownersSV @SjvTesla
ROADSTER UNVEIL, X Takeover Recap & Tesla Passes 300 Cybercabs in Austin xitter.cf/i/broadcasts/1AGRnZAwOâŚ
Okay so is @JeffBezos going to equip James Bond with a Tesla Roadster? He doesnât need the Aston Martin product placement money đ§
Haters: âI canât believe the Tesla flying car only seats one! What if I want to fly to school pickup???â
Configurations
â Performance: road ready, seats 2
Active aerodynamics & multi-mode suction system for next-level performance on & off the track
â Thrust: race ready, seats 2
Multi-mode suction system paired w/ rear-mounted cold-gas thrusters that enable 0â60 in <1 second
â Rocket: air ready, seats 1
Multi-mode suction system plus perimeter-mounted cold-gas thrusters supporting forward & upward acceleration plus lateral rotational movement. So...yes, it can fly
Range >300 miles
Top speed up to >230mph (Rocket)
0-60
Performance (<1.6)
Thrust (<0.9)
Rocket (<0.59)
Reserve now â
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If Robotaxi eats Waymoâs lunch in Austin then Google might try to outbid SpaceX and acquire TeslaâŚ
I spoke with a nice UK couple at our hotel yesterday about AVs. Theyâd only heard of Waymo and taken a few rides before. They asked about all the gold cars around town and were shocked by how many they saw. I explained how @TeslaSI powers those gold cabsâan unmatched mind blowing experience.
I suggested they try one when they go out to dinner and showed them the app, saying they wouldnât want to ride in any other AV again.
Today at the pool I saw them again and they said to me they took a CyberCab out to dinner! They said it felt like science fiction, and they FaceTimed friends back home while in the cab. He told me he now sees how this will change the world and Waymo wonât be able to survive as more people experience CyberCab for themselves. I canât say I disagree.
To be clear, I donât think Tesla joining Google would be a better fit or the preferred outcome.
But as a Tesla shareholder, my goal is to receive the greatest return on investment. If this is not your goal, you are not investor, you are a fan. Thereâs nothing wrong with that, but you will have a different priority.
If Tesla is going to be acquired, I want multiple bitters.
Alphabet, Amazon, Apple, Meta, and Nvidia would all be welcome bidders to drive the price up.
Attending IMEX America means 25,000+ steps per day. New J. Lindeberg x @fajansa boots = feet happy
@imex_group @imexamerica
BREAKING: @zoox is now available at LAS VEGAS airport!
Iâ canât wait to test it out next month during @IMEX_Group IMEX America
Zoox said in a statement:
After several months of testing and employee service, Zoox is now open to the public for trips to and from Harry Reid International Airport (LAS), our first airport service! Whether youâre headed from your terminal to the Strip or catching a flight home, Zoox now offers an easy way to move between the airport and the city.
Our friends @DougDeMuro and the @carsandbids pod hosts discuss Teslaâs new Supercharger emergency breakaway feature.
Never missing a chance to trash Tesla, here are their thoughts:
â˘"Tesla drivers are the least detail-oriented humans on the planet."
â˘"The average Model Y person has ran over someone without realizing. They accidentally committed hit and run.â
â˘"So Nick, don't get a Tesla. You have to do the calculus of do I want to get shot and hope my health insurance covers it or do I want to drive away and hope I can afford the repair bill? Got to pay Uncle Elon."
The totally unbiased @DougDeMuro happened to go on @X for the first time in 1.5 years and saw our discussion on his Tesla Roadster predictions. His response:
- X is a shadow of its former self and the opposite of free speech or discourse at all.
- much of our discussion is driven by bots
- âif it flys, Iâll eat my shortsâ
- âitâs never going to come to market, weâre just going to make promises about what the future will hold.â
- âRemember with the
@Cybertruck where they promised it would get FSD, but you had to get it without it and then they'll update it later. Then it like never came for peopleâ
@carsandbids
đ A record 24 Cybercabs spotted in @Teslaâs @robotaxi lot in Bellevue, WA, double the number just one month ago.
A @Waymo Zeekr was spotted two blocks away.
Both companies will vie for the lucrative Seattle rideshare market, home of the worldâs highest rates!
Even more Cybercabs in Bellevue, WA.
Seattle is the worldâs most expensive Uber market and @robotaxi is going to dominate the market here.