Matthew Samuel retweeted
🥁 The semi-finals are set for the European play-offs!
🎫 One team from each of the 3 paths will reach the #WorldCup 🏆
Matthew Samuel retweeted
To all the Spurs fans, after 7 years, I’m back! #COYS @SpursOfficial
To all the Spurs fans, your support the last 6 years has been incredible and I'll never forget it, thank you #COYS
Matthew Samuel retweeted
Stop calling your BUSY friends fake. We are not 17 anymore. We have jobs, bills & other priorities to attend to.
Matthew Samuel retweeted
Right, so a DISABLED MAN can score a goal like this and you’re telling me Pep Guardiola isn’t having an influence on English football?
Matthew Samuel retweeted
She has tremendous base and a lifetime of drunken hand to hand combat experience. This is the highest level of female white trash opponents you can face, and clearly that dude is not prepared.
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Matthew Samuel retweeted
Weeks before his dream move to Manchester United, Daniel James' dad sadly passed away.
James made his debut today and scored his first goal for Manchester United. Your dad would be proud of you. ❤️🙏🏼 sportbible.com/football/foot…
Matthew Samuel retweeted
When your drone runs out of battery over a lake, timing is everything...
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Matthew Samuel retweeted
If you’re surprised Jeffrey Epstein committed suicide, just imagine how surprised HE was.
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This is absolutely nuts. The Germans have got 69-year-old Klaus Fischer (an ex-pro and now a TV pundit) smacking in overhead kicks live on the telly. @GaryLineker could never.
Matthew Samuel retweeted
Does anyone like have jobs👀cause all I’ve seen on snapchat stories is cunts having a sunbathe and I’m stuck in a workshop melting in my overalls, tidy👍🏻
Matthew Samuel retweeted
Instagram is down. The influencers panic. Their power is waning. Smashed avocado on sourdough doesn't seem so appetising in this cruel, filterless world. They cling to their hair vitamins, screaming 'hashtag blessed'. Even detox tea can't save them now. #instagramdown

























