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Matt Forrest retweeted
If @realDonaldTrump were my patient, in unstable condition + contagious illness, & he suddenly left the hospital to go for a car ride that endangers himself & others:
I'd call security to restrain him then perform a psychiatric evaluation to examine his decision-making capacity.
Matt Forrest retweeted
I reserve my sympathy, empathy, and despair for those who are sick and for those who have died because they were misled, lied to, or ignored.
Wear a fucking mask.
#VOTE
Matt Forrest retweeted
Not since @Schwarzenegger starred in Kindergarten Cop have the American people seen someone lose control of the circus more epically than Chris Wallace. He should have turned the microphone off
Matt Forrest retweeted
“They say this was a circus. Circus workers reached out to my team. They say, actually, we take offense.” - @VanJones68
Matt Forrest retweeted
Donald Trump is now reduced to claiming that mailmen are dumping ballots in the river. He knows he's going to lose that badly.
Matt Forrest retweeted
CANCEL THE REMAINING DEBATES.
Let just stop pretending. You either want more Trump or you want a change.
We are done here.
Go VOTE.
Matt Forrest retweeted
This debate is so aggravating that at this point if President Trump again were to suggest drinking bleach, millions of Americans will feel ready to do so.
Matt Forrest retweeted
are you telling me the guy who cheated to get into college and cheated to get out of Vietnam and cheated on his wives and cheated at golf and cheated students at his scam university and cheated donors to his fake charity has been cheating on his taxes? get the fuck out of here
Matt Forrest retweeted
is it possible to invoke the 25th Amendment in the middle of an unhinged gibbering batshit insane Fox & Friends appearance? asking for 65 million friends
Matt Forrest retweeted
Donald Trump just tweeted a video with the n-word in it. What the fuck is wrong with this guy?
Matt Forrest retweeted
Trump hates our troops because he’s jealous of courageous men and and women (and also, he’s a Russian asset).
#DraftDodgerTrump
Matt Forrest retweeted
i've recently become obsessed with all the insane corporate ways we say normal things to each other.
"I’m a little confused" is by far my favorite - it's absolute rage masked as a professional pleasantry.
what are some of your best/most insufferable work gibberish phrases?
Matt Forrest retweeted
I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and Me!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t DM you the money) Will show proof! Much love
Matt Forrest retweeted
The thing about Peter Alexander's question to Trump about Americans being frightened? The one that prompted Trump to lash out at him as a terrible reporter?
A colleague of Alexander's at NBC News just died of covid-19.
