Cancer survivor. Girl dad. Author of "Who Shot the Mouse?", an Anaheim murder mystery. Now on Kindle Unlimited!
Tucson, AZ
Joined January 2021
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It's official. My book is now available on Amazon! amazon.com/dp/B0BSB6QC5Q
Having some personal stuff right now so I'm taking a break for now. Planning to come back May 1.
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The Package has gone from never clapping to clapping CONSTANTLY.
My wife saw her clapping in her sleep.
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After like 2000 repetitions, my wife had decided that the single worst piece of English she's ever heard was "and Bingo was his name-o".
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She also figured out when she talks into the end of an empty soda bottle she sounds like Darth Vader.
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Had a light freeze last week, then this week it hit 100. Six days apart.
Living in the desert is wild.
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Tired: The Miss Rachel video the Package has seen a thousand times.
Wired: Some cheap version of the alphabet song sung by someone with an Indian accent.
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I tried to teach the baby to clap yesterday. She waited until bedtime, then started clapping like mad.
It was super cute.
But not cute enough.
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The Package likes to moan whenever the car stops moving for a few seconds.
Which means I now have two women telling me how to drive.
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I can't always tell if a book is written by a Baby Boomer, but I do get suspicious after the third gratuitous Beatles reference.
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My wife caught me saying of the Package "when she was a kid". Well how else am I supposed to describe the first couple months?
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The Package's favorite word is now "nay-nay-nay". I'm pretty sure this is her version of "no-no-no", which I'm not remotely ready for.
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