Jawbreaker

May the 4th is for rebels.

Pete Hegseth wanted to be able to live stream an execution on TV. Last night, he got his wish.🌊

Nothing more satisfying than the knowledge that Elon moved his operations from Blue California to Red Texas, just to see Texas turn blue for the first time in 40 years. Hey Elon, time to move to Guam 🤣🤡

Looks like Lame Dick Donnie is eating his feelings today 😬😀 @Trump

I can’t wait to see her, storming the Capitol next Jan6th.

Looks like Boebert is stressing about her impending switch to her new-old job as a “mattress-contractor” 😬

Tomorrow is election day. Remember it’s not a time to make stupid decisions you’ll obviously come to regret. Don’t be stupid. 💙🦋🧢🔵🌀

It all makes sense now.

Uncle Fettster and Fat Wednesday. #MAGAPlants #HaleyIsATraitor

One day…

Mood.

I don’t know who needs to hear this… but the McRib is nasty.

“Shove your ballroom up your fat ass.”

Seppies finding out today that they’ve been listening to Russian bots all along and there aren’t millions of like minded morons across Alberta.

MAGA: Socialism bad! 😡 Trump: here have some socialism and vote for me! MAGA: socialism good! 😀

Hey Alberta Seppies, feel free to move to the US. The land is and will remain Canadian. Real Albertans are real Canadians 🇨🇦.

Well… this is awkward…👀😬

You know who I feel really bad for in this whole Katie Zacharia getting fired thing? Anthony Mother-fucking Scaramcci. Until KatieZac, the MOOCH had the record for shortest term. Now Kzac is pretty much half a Mooch- and that’s just sad.