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Joined February 2016
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Huge shoutout to my hair stylist 😍
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always run all swim speed up tbh
I’m going to give 5 people that retweet this tweet $10,000 each to celebrate Christmas! (Make sure you follow me so I can dm you if you win!). I will show proof!
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Y’all here’s some thanksgiving FACTS Sweet potatoes: GARBAGE Mac n cheese DOES NOT belong as a thanksgiving dish Apple pie best pie by far
Kinda crazy how the nightmare before Christmas is the best Christmas movie and the best Halloween movie in existence at the same time.
Are we sure it wasn’t Justin Trudeau?
Barack Obama today endorsed Canadian PM Justin Trudeau‘s reelection bid bit.ly/2qfKsyR
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1. ocarina of time Also 1. Breath of the wild 2. A link between worlds 3. Twilight princess
What are your Top 3 Legend of Zelda games?
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Might fuck around and do a line of pollen
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Flash Giveaway: Follow CAG & Retweet for a Chance to Win Cuphead (Switch) by @StudioMDHR. Ends in 5 Hours. ow.ly/LGAi30onzGe
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This is Matt. His hugs make me feel tall. 13/10.
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the word “y’all” - gender neutral - chaotic good - yeehaw vibes
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Puppy literally photobombed me 😔
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Damn, prayers up for my man 😔🙏🙏🙏
Oh man...Alex Trebek says he's been diagnosed with stage 4 pancreatic cancer.
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Gf asleep✅ Not tired✅ It’s lonely boi hours 😔👌
This is a factual top 5 fast food restaurants list 1. Chick-fil-a easy no debate 2. Five guys legendary fries bro 3. Wendy’s not gonna @ them 4. Zaxbys 2nd best chicken fast food tbh 5. Arby’s wasn’t sure what to put at 5 but Arby’s underrated tbh.
(Smash character select screen) Girl: hmm I'll be Pikachu he’s so cute, WAIT, Pichu's even cuter! Oh but who’s this little guy? Squirtle? OOOOHH and who’s this? Peach? Daisy? They look like me don't you think? Me (sweating): fuck, this bitch really gonna pick the high tiers on me
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