
29 | New York Yankees fan | Baby @conanobrien | SC to NY | I like baseball a lot | PJO Cabin 5
Joined March 2012
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Baseball is meant to be watched in person
Football is meant to be watched on your couch
College Basketball is meant to be watched during the day at your cubicle
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blowing my shit rough off. just an absolutely shit angle; chunks everywhere, stained ceiling, shredded half just hanging off to the side
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ALWAYS CHECK YOUR KID’S HALLOWEEN CANDY
I JUST WENT THROUGH MY SON’S BAG AFTER TRICK OR TREATING AND FOUND A KYLE KUZMA JERSEY IN THERE
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My penis is stuck inside of a Gatorade bottle, help me @Gatorade

































