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why are we making such dumb fake quotes
🚨🎙️ DOMINIK SZOBOSZLAI FACES QUICK-FIRE QUESTIONS!
🎙️ Reporter: “Your current club?”
🗣️ Szoboszlai: “Liverpool.”
🎙️ Reporter: “The fastest player in the dressing room?”
🗣️ Szoboszlai: “Bradley Barcola or Jeremie Frimpong, but I’ll go with Rio Ngumoha. That kid is lightning. (Laughs)”
🎙️ Reporter: “Who spends the longest time in front of the mirror?”
🗣️ Szoboszlai: “Florian Wirtz and Cody Gakpo. Definitely!”
🎙️ Reporter: “The funniest teammates?”
🗣️ Szoboszlai: “Mac Allister and Gravenberch. You can never have a boring day with them.”
🎙️ Reporter: “Who has the best fashion sense?”
🗣️ Szoboszlai: “Virgil. The captain always looks sharp.”
🎙️ Reporter: “Who has the worst fashion sense?”
🗣️ Szoboszlai: “Joe Gomez. He just throws on whatever’s clean. (Laughs)”
🎙️ Reporter: “Which teammate would you trust to choose your haircut?”
🗣️ Szoboszlai: “Alexis. He knows what’s trending. (Laughs)”
🎙️ Reporter: “The best player to play alongside in training?”
🗣️ Szoboszlai: “Mac Allister. His reading of the game is unbelievable. Everyone wants to be on his team.”
🎙️ Reporter: “Who is the most competitive in training?”
🗣️ Szoboszlai: “Van Dijk and Isak. They hate losing, even in small games.”
🎙️ Reporter: “Who is the best TikToker in the dressing room?”
🗣️ Szoboszlai: “Wirtz and Ngumoha. They know how to entertain people.”
🎙️ Reporter: “Which teammate would you want to cook dinner for you?”
🗣️ Szoboszlai: “Alisson. He seems like he’d actually know what he’s doing. (Laughs)”
🎙️ Reporter: “Whose cooking would you refuse to eat?”
🗣️ Szoboszlai: “Gravenberch. I don’t trust him in the kitchen! (Laughs)”
🎙️ Reporter: “The biggest pranksters in the dressing room?”
🗣️ Szoboszlai: “Mac Allister. Absolute menace.”
🎙️ Reporter: “One teammate you would never want to face in a one-on-one?”
🗣️ Szoboszlai: “Virgil. Even though I back myself, he’s still the captain for a reason.”
🎙️ Reporter: “Who is the most underrated player at Liverpool?”
🗣️ Szoboszlai: “Ryan Gravenberch. People don’t talk about him enough. He’s like an octopus out there.”
🎙️ Reporter: “If you were stranded on a desert island, which teammate would you take with you?”
🗣️ Szoboszlai: “Virgil. That guy seems to have everything under control.”
🎙️ Reporter: “Who is the most loved player in training?”
🗣️ Szoboszlai: “Mac Allister. You just can’t hate him.”
🎙️ Reporter: “You have one penalty to save your life. Which teammate are you calling to take it?”
🗣️ Szoboszlai: “Isak. I wouldn’t think twice about it.”
🎙️ Reporter: “As a goalkeeper, which opponent would you be most terrified of facing?”
🗣️ Szoboszlai: “Florian Wirtz. He doesn’t care if it’s just training — boom, he’s already curling one past you. (Laughs)”
🎙️ Reporter: “And lastly, Messi or Ronaldo?”
🗣️ Szoboszlai: “(Laughs) Of course, Messi!”
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they call it the worst tweet of all time
Which memory hurts the most.
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Its using death as interaction break against T and Cs
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„Injured player scoots further onto the pitch” yeah he definitely didnt want to check if he can stand up you moron
1. Accidentally places the ball on him.
2. Apologies and then checks to make sure he is ok.
3. Injured player scoots further onto the pitch.
4. Only then does Martinelli push him off the pitch.
4 never happens unless 3 does. Liverpool fans always ignore their own “dark arts”
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troche to nie fair bo wzmocnien druzyny nie mozna robic jak nie ma okienka transferowego
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