@Mavooma

Law Student | Exhausted first born |

 Margate, South Africa
instagram.com/mavooma/
Joined August 2011
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Same applies to women right? I mean you can't have a banana everyday... Sometimes you need a sausage.
Ezennaya🧊
@ChrisslimzOct 2
Until you get married, you’ll never understand why side-chicks are important to every married man.
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Yoh all I've been doing is sleeping today. I didn't realize how exhausted I was. Only woke up because I felt guilty.
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That conversation would've ended in the first frame for me. Oh I ended a talking stage because of this.
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@BloseptnewOct 26
he started having this stupid mentality i genuinely didn't know men thought like this.
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Literally. At this point, I love how much hope they have because they see God's Grace through me.
thia🕸@sugarwithvenom18h
Oh to be the sister who makes the path easier for her siblings:)🧎🏾‍♀️
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Ndiyakuva mna
Sonwabile🇿🇦@Qoboqobo422h
One day property developers woke up and decided we do not need bathtubs(iibhafu) .No wonder sidiniwe kuba sihlamba sime ngeenyawo kwezi showers😭
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Oh Sana South African gents will make you a robotic hun. I used to be so passionate. Now? Ngiyakbuka nje.
MaRiE🖤🖤🖤@deborah_emem23h
I don't like hiding behind the facade of nonchalance when I'm a deeply passionate woman
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@SbuMasangOct 26
Gents have normalized being alone and call it peace. lol, we need to build families and stop misleading ourselves ‼️🤞
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In JESUS name!! 😭
Sinethemba. 💜
@cnehshugaOct 26
Nkosi susa umkhaba wami 🙏🏾😔
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I went from having a figure my whole life to umkhaba in a blink of an eye😭👍🏽.
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Need a new couch
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Ay kodwa as abantu abamnyama, we have ruined Margate.
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Ngcebz💕@ngcebomcobothi1Oct 26
You know daylight robbery 🤡☹️ and I came with my own hairpiece,since when do we pay per stylist especially if you didn’t ask for second stylist 💀 also tell me why they banned me from The salon 🫠 I was so polite & understanding I even said I’ll bring hair for them to try again
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passion fruit🧚🏾‍♀️@untando__Oct 25
The only thing you can learn emadodeni is that awukho special🧍🏾‍♂️
Kheumani@KheumaniOct 24
I think it’s important to have a few male friends as a woman. You learn so much lol.
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I speak it into existence everyday.
Abby✨@Abbycollinss122h
Please get addicted to believing you will get a better job.
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Which one? 😭
Nkanyezi
@NkanyeziKubheka17h
Stay away from your ex.
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Wanna wake my parents up because I can't wait til the morning to discuss this.
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I need an easy going job nyana. That salary with be for enjoyment.
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Amaphoyisa esnawe kodwa. You'd think they are acting 😭
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@Zaddy_BruhOct 26
Nigerian nationals in South Africa were caught and arrested for printing R100 bills in their apartment
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Clearly I'm a man because the more you're silent, the more I don't care and entertain other people.
️ً@veampanthemOct 25
women like you more when you ignore them
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I just cry bandla or I'd end up unemployed
🎀 Adei's Greis 🎀@GraceaduksOct 26
Controlling your anger at work is a big job.
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Money
Cas 2.0🤭💕
@cas_Reloaded20h
deep down what will heal your right now?
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