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Got called a bot today on my birthday 😂 Fair, my page is full of AI cartoons. Here’s why: I don’t post my kids’ real faces. But the tired dad typing this with cold coffee? Very real.
My daughter just handed me her toy phone and said "it's for you".
Apparently I have a meeting with a teddy bear.
The best parenting advice I got: they copy what you do, not what you say. So now I'm the one eating my vegetables first.
Things my 2yo said today: "no",
"'mine', 'again', and "daddy fix it." Honestly that's my whole job description.
Book club meeting. Members:
2. ages: 2 and almost 1. the older one reads, the younger one tries to eat the page. Gonna pretend this happens every day.
Little getaway. Rain on the glass, fire outside, and one tiny explorer who refused to sleep because "the lights are awake"
It's my birthday🎂
Picture 1: the man people think I am.
Pictures 2-4: who I really am.
Just a dad wrapped around two tiny fingers.



















