Internist & Addiction doc @UCLA_GIMHSR Pol Econ+health research, writing & tennis. Chaotic good @BrighamMedRes+@cirseiu @YaleMed @HowardU & @Forbesunder30 Alum

Los Angeles, CA
Joined June 2012
“He gon buy me Gucci if I ask for it.” - Clarence Thomas
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Max Jordan Nguemeni retweeted
When he was at PSG, he was always the top scorer, but they dismissed the league as not being good enough. Yet, the Bundesliga is? This is exactly what I mean by moving the goalposts when it comes to Kylian Mbappé.
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They work in a panopticon set up
Coworker got fired for quickies on the clock their manager recorded all the audio we work from home lmfao
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Mbappe still not having a Ballon D’or is sad af. He’s clearly the best player in the world. I hope he wins it one day
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Max Jordan Nguemeni retweeted
Le ballon d’or a été ni meilleur joueur de son équipe (Olise). Ni meilleur joueur de l’Angleterre (Bellingham) Ni meilleur joueur de la LDC (Kvara) Ni meilleur buteur de la WC (Mbappe) Ni meilleur buteur de la LDC (Mbappe) Ni meilleur joueur de la WC (Rodri).
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🚨🗣️Zlatan Ibrahimovic Questions How Kane Beat Mbappé to the Gerd Müller Trophy “I understand giving Harry Kane the Ballon d’Or, but giving him the Gerd Müller Trophy as well when Kylian Mbappé is right there? That is unacceptable. Mbappé finished as the top scorer in La Liga with 25 goals, the Champions League with 15 goals, and the World Cup with 10 goals. What more does a striker need to do to earn recognition? You cannot tell me that a player who finishes as the top scorer in three of football’s biggest competitions doesn't deserve the award for the best goalscorer. Harry Kane is a fantastic striker, but Mbappé's individual numbers deserve just as much respect. Denying him this award is unfair. If individual achievements still matter in football, then Kylian Mbappé deserves his flowers. #BallonDor
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Tough year for Jay-Z haters my condolences.
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What hurts the most is that Mbappé had far more exceptional seasons but was denied the Ballon d’Or because he “only won Ligue 1.” Yet somehow, winning the Bundesliga alone is now enough.
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Max Jordan Nguemeni retweeted
il se fou de notre gueule ou quoi????? tu crois on a pas tes interviews ???
Work hard in silence. Let success be your noise. 🏆
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Le #BallonDor pour Kane, que j’aime beaucoup, c’est vraiment le choix diplomatique ou plutôt le non choix. On ne récompense ni le top individuel (Mbappé) ni le top collectif (PSG/Espagne). Pas de sucre ni sel ni épice, c’est le plat nature.
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7h de cérémonie pour le donner à Harry Kane où sont les casseurs quand on a besoin d’eux
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Mbappe was the: Worldcup all-time goalscorer •UCL golden boot •World cup Golden boot •Champions League golden boot Saying he doesn’t win an INDIVIDUAL award because he didn’t win a TEAM trophy is the most stupid thing I’ve ever seen
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UCL top scorer - Mbappe UCL POTT- Kvara World Cup top scorer - Mbappe World Cup POTT - Rodri Bundesliga POTS- Olise La Liga top scorer - Mbappe Bundesliga top scorer - Kane How the hell was Kane justifiable to win the ballon dor when he wasn’t the best at ANY tournament he played in.
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« Il est jeune » « Il a le temps » L’argument qu’ils ont utilisé contre lu quand il répondait présent et remplissait tous les critères.
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say what you will, obama endorsing the left candidates and the longshots in a general is a net good
Former President Obama endorses Peggy Flanagan for US Senate in Minnesota.
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🇫🇷 @KMbappe signe le meilleur classement de sa carrière au Ballon D'Or en terminant à la 2e place de l’édition 2026 ! 👏 #BallonDor
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pourquoi ?
🚨🚨LA DÉLÉGATION D’ARSENAL EST ARRIVÉE À LA CÉRÉMONIE DU BALLON D’OR ! 🌕❤️🤍 🎥 (@ChampionsLeague)
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Flu rising early this year, especially on west coast, parts of south. Flu A H1N1 fueling majority of cases so far. In West, about 10% of tests coming back positive. In South 5.5%. Older adults (those over 75) have highest rates of hospitalization. h/t ForceofInfection.com
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This is the type of shit Lula was saying every day in the second round and it worked
Now @AshleyMoodyFL. Why would I want to abolish the police when I want you arrested and in jail for stealing $10 million from sick kids? BFFR
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Max Jordan Nguemeni retweeted
HHS wants a new Medicare code that pays doctors extra only when they attribute a patient’s symptoms to a vaccine. Vaccine critics say doctors are paid to push vaccines. We aren’t. Under this code, we’d be paid to blame them. My new piece in @CIDRAP: cidrap.umn.edu/childhood-vac…
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