stables & onchain infra @slashapp

New York, USA
Joined April 2023
Early bird gets the worm
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Make sure to post in #success
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Early bird gets the worm
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My Halloween Costume
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Just a reminder that i posted this
Before you throw away your almost finished toilet paper roll just remember A single wipe doesn't mean much but the last one means the world.
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Quotes for the day: Be the change you want to see in the world Remember, you're either pooping hard or hardly pooping Are you actually constipated, or do you not want it bad enough.
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SWE @ America goes so hard
SECRETARY RUBIO on AMERICA.GOV PASSPORTS: No printing forms, no drugstore hostage photo, no appointment, no line, no middleman that you're paying to do something that should be available to you.
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This is very important news!
The biggest lie in fintech has been the “all-in-one” platform. We lied too, but today we’re fixing that. Introducing Payment Processing on Slash, powered by @whop You can finally take card payments on invoices through Slash or use our SDK to add checkout to your own product. Now the money that comes in lives where you already hold, spend, and keep the books, giving you operational simplicity and efficiency so you can focus on the needle moving parts of your business.*
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tmrw is the deadline to lobotomize 5.5. we can't have good things for more than 3 days anymore
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this is the most important news of my life
Today, we’re sharing more about the future of Bungie, including our plans for Destiny, Marathon, and how we’re changing the way we work. Read more on Bungie.net: bung.ie/bungiefuture
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Chase just killed the card 20,000+ ecom brands relied on. For the past year, thousands of US-based DTC founders ran their entire ad spend through the Chase Sapphire for 3x points. Limits were low, but you could pay it off as many times as you wanted and run up unlimited spend, all earning 3x. At @slashapp, we've always prided ourselves on only running profitable offers, so we never have to lower our customers' rates. So as always, we're first movers. For Chase Sapphire Reserve Card customers who successfully open their Slash account before October 31, 2026: - 10k sign-on bonus after $1m in qualifying spend - up to 2.3% cashback * - net 30 terms for eligible companies Like this tweet + reply "first mover" to claim.
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I'm at a complete loss for words
Tomorrow’s Episode With Hunter Biden
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If one besomes really stupid and forgets how to read books (hypothetically), what books should they read to fix this?
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SNEAKER TWITTER REUNION 2.0 OCTOBER 2 - In SF - Ex-devs/CG owners/resellers welcome - Worth flying in for - Everyone will be there i will even try to get @czoob3 and @cultured to come - Private chef - Smell will be crazy RSVP link below
SNEAKER TWITTER REUNION JUNE 20 - In SF - Ex-devs/CG owners/resellers welcome - Worth flying in for - Everyone will be there i will even try to get @benbotvinick to come - Private chef - Smell will be crazy RSVP link below - shoutout @dantelentini
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Would pay to relive going to the bathroom in high school at exactly 10:57am.
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Happy birthday to our juiced CEO @victorcardenas
🤖 Made with AI
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August flew by at Slash. You won't believe what's coming in September.
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