Burnley, England
Joined July 2018
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looks like a massive cunt to me.
Does this look like a small boat to you?
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Dear Anel, You do not know me but I want to let you know that all #Rovers already💙you Imagine what it will feel like pulling on the iconic blue & white halves Imagine the Ewood Park roar when you smash home a header into the back of the net! Dont imagine! Just sign! 💙@Roverseas
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Genuinely not missed watching Burnley these past couple of weekends. And that's a very sad place to be as a fan. Says it all really. So out of touch and resigned to mediocrity with this team. #twitterclarets
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There’s been a lot of narrative around this, so I wanted to look at it properly👇 Three relegation battles. Three very different Burnley sides. Dyche (21/22), Kompany (23/24), Parker (25/26) all ending the same way, but for very different reasons 👇🧵 #TwitterClarets
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Hannibal just kicked the ball between 2 posts and the net moved, what does that mean #twitterclarets
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Went to the wrong gate and just got to the correct one and the gates just closed!!! 😭😭😭😭😭
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Clearly the plan all along was to sit deep for 20/30 minutes and then twat one into the top corner out of nowhere. Worked a treat. #twitterclarets
66 - Looks like Scott Parker has gone for the 45 minutes of suffer-ball option. Burnley have offered virtually nothing since the rest. We know they can do it, we saw it enough last season, but it's a risk. (1-0) #twitterclarets
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Your enemy is not traveling by small boat, they are traveling by private jet.
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Replying to @Eddsyy
They don’t want teams to compete with them, they just want cannon fodder to make up the numbers. Brave entertaining losers ideally. And maybe to develop a decent player or two who they can pluck when it suits them.
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Every 90 minutes, someone in the UK takes their own life. Burnley Football Club and @PremierLeague are working with Samaritans to provide support for fans that need it most. You support us, let us support you. #TogetherAgainstSuicide
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LERONE MURPHY SLEEPS AARON PICO IN ROUND 1!!!! OH MY GOODNESS!!!!! #UFC319 xitter.cf/TakeruCigarra/status/1…
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That’s sorted then. Plan the parade.
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To celebrate Burnley's historic season and promotion, Vertu are giving away 5 signed 24/25 shirts! ⚽🏆

To enter:   💗Like this competition post 🙌Make sure you follow @VertuMotors and @BurnleyOfficial ⚽Repost this competition post   Could you be one of the 5 lucky winners to receive a signed Burnley 24/25 shirt? You have to be in it, to win it. Good luck! Competition closes 23:59 07/05/2025. The winner will be contacted directly by the @VertuMotors X page only, after the competition has closed. Ts&Cs apply. Find out more here >> vertumotors.com/news/win-you…
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I’d like to buy the @BurnleyOfficial fan who did this a pint. #BURSHU #swfc
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I’ve properly missed seeing opposition fans calling us shithouses and they hope we don’t go up 🤣 #TwitterClarets
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Big three points. 👊 🟡🔴 #OUFC | FT: 1 - 0
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Gatwick Airport's terrified
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