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The dog - the toddler - the baby - the wife

Oxford
Joined June 2011
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Russell Brand did more attacking in his past than Spurs did today.
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Maddison clearly not fit either. What’s the point 🤷‍♂️
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Embarrassing.
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“If you’re gonna have a rule, let’s do it”. Yeahhhh make sure there are corners but not red cards for foul play. Fuck off, Gerrard.
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Don’t know about you lot, but I’m glad the Marmoush deal isn’t permanent. What a let down.
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Plus, Porro has been really shit.
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The commentary has been a calamity as well.
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Max Everson retweeted
All we want is consistency. Laughable.
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Absolutely fucking atrocious this sport. Reffed by some pricks in a room with no windows and multiple replays, and they still get it wrong.
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Don’t bring me into it for crying out loud.
🚨 Bayern CEO Dreesen on Michael Olise new deal after Kane: “That's something Max and I are jointly responsible for. His contract runs until 2029, and we'll sit down and discuss things at the appropriate time”.
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That’s an unfortunate music hiccup, ain’t it.
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“Piss the league”
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Who had PSG over 22.5 goals then? 👀
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Max Everson retweeted
WATCH: New video shows Learjet 60 business jet crashing near West Palm Beach, Florida. The plane was completely disintegrated upon impact. Number of casualties unknown.
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18 days, man. I can’t believe we’re nearly there 😁
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🤖 Made with AI
Imagine we took TalkSport to court because of Cundy mucking about the last 6 months. I'd actually be sick out of embarrassment
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David Nugent was better in the Championship than the Prem. Very bored of hearing Lankshear’s name.
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My five-year-old thinks Spurs are scoring 50 goals today. Can I have Spurs 50 - Palace 51, please, @RequestABet
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You are well shit if you can’t beat Chelsea (a)
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