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genuinely just got screwed over by a lag spike as I was about to beat star employee in doors
teach assigned us a quiz on YouTube copyright school but she assigned the happy tree friends one instead of the corporate slop one
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And another thing, literally the reason I failed was cause I had a lagspike after I opened the door, he shouldn’t be able to barge in early unless the door is already shut. No clue why that’s a feature in the first place
Star Employee is difficult because:
The Backdoors ❌
The Archives ❌
Getting two fucking lockpicks to make it to the archives: ✅
Fucking kill her
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Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The headline and attached photos downplay the severity of this case. The “young boy” in question was a toddler, still in diapers. The abuse traumatized him to the point where he was scared of the bathtub.
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