Maya Weitzner

I am returning to twitter (X?) to tell @BravoTV stop trying to make me feel bad for Tom Sandoval. #PumpRules

I just ordered food and I’m not upset

I think I hate New Jersey more than anything ever.

I entered the Lottery for #PublicWorks #Hercules on @TodayTix! Tap here to enter too: todaytix.com/x/nyc/shows/ins…

Every child deserves to live to their full potential! When @G7 leaders of Canada, France, Germany, Italy, Japan, the UK, and the US meet, they must commit to action on early childhood development and stand up for education, nutrition, and access to vaccines. #G7Biarritz #G7France

I always feel genuine shock when a man says they want to go on a date with me.

I would be into this weird glass-blowing competition show on Netflix.

⁦@nathanfielder⁩ Summit Ice at Yas Vashem ft. Jerusalem instagram.com/p/BzVIxGyHiqq/…

I feel like it’s a McGriddle morning but it’s also an “I almost have my period and my pants are too tight” morning.

Why don’t they have a medic on set of @DanceMoms ?!?!

Just saw #LateNightMovie. @mindykaling do you have a minute to write me a recommendation for a new nbc program? Looking forward to hearing from you.

Taye Diggs is officially my favorite famous person I’ve worked with (driven🤦🏽‍♀️) so far.

Also I miss Succession.

Thank god for John Goodman.

“I’m so glad everyone is dressed casually, even though we hired a stripper”- My grandmas comment on her 95th birthday party

Reason not to drive: I just saw a mans back, left tire simply fall off and roll the opposite way on 7th Avenue in Manhattan.

Someone wrote that episode for me. Everyone I hate died.

I saw a thumbnail on PornHub last night for a video called “Game of Thrones: Winter is Cumming, Everywhere” and I’ve been laughing about it ever since.

*downloads hinge* *deletes hinge*