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@MaybeMartLowe

England cricket & Football..LUFC.. James Anderson supporter.. Them lads from the desert follower 🏒 Josh and Quinn. 61 Countries✈️🌍

 Moaning about english cricket
Joined November 2022
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Why was there a Christmas film on ITV on a Tuesday in November? Have I woke up on a different date?😂
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I see Ben is reading the room again..
Test Match Special (@bbctms) profile pictureTest Match Special
@bbctms4h
Ben Stokes remembers his last trip Down Under all too well...
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Part of me wants it be immediately,but imagine there team full of cheats getting pelters non stop every game.. Makes it more annoying no Headingley test
Times Sport (@TimesSport) profile pictureTimes Sport
@TimesSportNov 9
"If Smith and Warner deserved 12-month suspensions for being in on the sandpaper plot then so do Pat Cummins and other players and staff who connived in it" @matthewsyed's column ✍️ thetimes.com/sport/cricket/a…
Australian deceit was clear from day one. Now Pat Cummins must face music

Australian deceit was clear from day one. Now Pat Cummins must face music

If David Warner and Steve Smith were given 12-month bans for Sandpapergate then present Test captain and other players and staff deserve the same punishment

thetimes.com
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Any newspapers want to fly me out to Australia to ask Pat Cummins one by one if he’d like to apologise to all the English counties? The Ashes are next summer, might as well get things going early…
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Another one taken off the history books ***
Cricinfo (@cricinfo) profile pictureCricinfo
@cricinfo9h
Usman Khawaja reveals how Australia worked on the ball to generate reverse swing in the 2017-18 Ashes, ahead of the sandpaper scandal that followed 👀
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Australian Cricket Board soon to become, asterisks cricket board ***
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Doubling down on not knowing😂😂
Christy Doran (@ChristypDoran) profile pictureChristy Doran
@ChristypDoran17h
Mitch Starc on Usman Khawaja’s revelations in his book: “I haven’t paid much attention to it.” Did you all know that ball tampering was going on? “We weren’t aware that anything was taken on the field.”
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BOOOOOO 10 more years
David Ornstein (@David_Ornstein) profile pictureDavid Ornstein
@David_Ornstein23h
🚨 Manchester United intend to relieve Michael Carrick of duties. #MUFC say no final decision & nothing set in stone but work undertaken on replacements + multiple sources anticipate change before Liverpool. W/ @lauriewhitwell @AdamCrafton_ @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7768165…
Manchester United expected to sack Michael Carrick as head coach

Manchester United expected to sack Michael Carrick as head coach

United are in the Premier League's relegation zone after winning just one of their first 10 games this season.

nytimes.com
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Her who works on cruise ships & is a bit mental in corrie is proper up my street.. GV
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Every non league team at home bar Kiddy… Get those tin foil cups out guys & girls
Emirates FA Cup (@EmiratesFACup) profile pictureEmirates FA Cup
@EmiratesFACupNov 9
The draw for the #EmiratesFACup second round proper is complete! 🏆
FA Cup trophy logo on a dark background with red wave patterns. Text reads: “2026-27 Second Round Draw,” followed by the fixtures: Chesterfield v Cheltenham Town. Guiseley v Notts County. Wigan Athletic v Barnsley. Exeter City v Stevenage. Plymouth Parkway or Berkhamsted v Barnet. York City v Carlisle United. Crewe Alexandra v Plymouth Argyle. AFC Fylde v Luton Town. Barrow v Kidderminster Harriers. Colchester United v Mansfield Town. Rochdale v Newport County. Dover Athletic v Leicester City. Port Vale v Leyton Orient. Grimsby Town v Oldham Athletic. Shrewsbury Town v Burton Albion. Salisbury v Blackpool. Wimborne Town v Bradford City. Rotherham United v Bristol Rovers. Reading v Stockport County. Wycombe Wanderers v Milton Keynes Dons.

ALT FA Cup trophy logo on a dark background with red wave patterns. Text reads: “2026-27 Second Round Draw,” followed by the fixtures: Chesterfield v Cheltenham Town. Guiseley v Notts County. Wigan Athletic v Barnsley. Exeter City v Stevenage. Plymouth Parkway or Berkhamsted v Barnet. York City v Carlisle United. Crewe Alexandra v Plymouth Argyle. AFC Fylde v Luton Town. Barrow v Kidderminster Harriers. Colchester United v Mansfield Town. Rochdale v Newport County. Dover Athletic v Leicester City. Port Vale v Leyton Orient. Grimsby Town v Oldham Athletic. Shrewsbury Town v Burton Albion. Salisbury v Blackpool. Wimborne Town v Bradford City. Rotherham United v Bristol Rovers. Reading v Stockport County. Wycombe Wanderers v Milton Keynes Dons.

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As much as I find him calling out the cheats… Don’t send him to Lords, last time he was there he got bullied by a few 80 year old blokes & didn’t stop crying for ages
Will Macpherson (@willis_macp) profile pictureWill Macpherson@willis_macpNov 9
Usman Khawaja to join Sky’s Ashes coverage next summer. Lined up to be on the commentary team for the first three Tests telegraph.co.uk/gift/d2b3356…
Usman Khawaja to join Sky Sports for Ashes

Usman Khawaja to join Sky Sports for Ashes

Exclusive: Former Australia batsman to work for broadcaster following ball-tampering revelations, which David Warner says are accurate

telegraph.co.uk
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Carse back in the set up.. nightclubs & casinos just heard pound signs😂
Will Macpherson (@willis_macp) profile pictureWill Macpherson@willis_macpNov 9
Replying to @willis_macp
In addition, England Lions squads for 3 ODIs and 2 four-day games in SA before Xmas - Bashir makes it; Crane in both, Ahmed only white ball - Carse selected for first time since Derby incident - Pope in experienced group, including Stone and Potts - George Hill!
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We have announced our Test squad to face South Africa 📋 Full squad 👉 ms.spr.ly/6013aCDFT
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Australian cricket burning themselves from the inside is wonderful to see.. Starting to think Noosa & the players treating the Ashes as a stag doo ain’t so bad😂
Mark Gottlieb (@MarkGottlieb) profile pictureMark Gottlieb@MarkGottliebNov 9
‘What you’ve said is one hundred percent accurate.’ David Warner has released his own instagram hostage video backing Khawaja’s version of events and thanking him for telling the truth about sandpapergate.
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They’re all finished.. domino effect now.. Smith or Cummins will be next.. Be atleast 4/5 retirements before Christmas.. it’s just going keep getting funnier..
Test Match Special (@bbctms) profile pictureTest Match Special
@bbctmsNov 9
David Warner has released a video in which he says Usman Khawaja's recounting of the 2018 ball tampering scandal is "100% accurate". Khawaja has claimed the entire Australia team knew about the use of sandpaper in the match. The bowlers have consistently denied any knowledge.
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Can’t keep saying it!! EASY WIN EASY LEAGUE
Vegas Golden Knights (@GoldenKnights) profile pictureVegas Golden Knights
@GoldenKnightsNov 8
NO SUNDAY SCARIES HERE 🫣
Final: VGK 4, BUF 1

ALT Final: VGK 4, BUF 1

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We'll never get sick of Jack Eichel goals in Buffalo 😮‍💨
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Stockport (a) years ago watched Eight Below in silence & it was fucking class😂
Aidan James (@mcandidate) profile pictureAidan James@mcandidateNov 8
if the pub isn't showing sport I think you've got to turn the telly off. you've got no business showing Jurassic Park 12 on ITV.
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JACK FREAKING EICHEL 🎰
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No that’s a theory👀
James Woods (@WWWoodzy92) profile pictureJames Woods@WWWoodzy92Nov 8
Willie doing a skelton and getting this lads mark down? 😂
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