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Lover. Authoress. Theme Queen. Maker of Pretty Things. Doer of All Things.

Chicago, IL
Joined September 2010
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Chicago, I’m looking for Pick Up Partners and places to host Puddin’ Parlor Pop Ups. My goal is to introduce more people to my handcrafted banana pudding while also introducing my existing customers to new businesses.
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I’ve had a bad cold and I can’t take anything for real. So glad it’s clearing up because my GOD.
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Is this a social experiment?
Yall dumb af no one have to sit and explain down to the grid what they was referencing too , yall dense af and only got a high school education anyways so I can see how you miss over things that are meant to be said
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Replying to @DANshefine
i can’t speak for all muas, BUT my wedding pricing comes with me traveling to the venue (usually farther than a local house call), a touch-up kit, a trial look (multiple trials if needed!), face mask, and longer-lasting makeup. additionally, i can allot more time to pay SUPER close attention to every single little detail. i spend 30-60 minutes on a typical client, but for a bride i can spend 90+ minutes on perfecting every last bit of her makeup. regarding the makeup’s lasting power, it’s not as simple as “all your makeup should be meant to last all day!” for weddings, muas often use products such as duraline to ensure longevity. this is a product that should NOT be used regularly, but makes sense for something like a wedding. if you’re getting your makeup done for a date night, you don’t need it to be glued to your face for 12 hours. wedding makeup is HARD to remove if done properly. there are definitely A LOT of predatory professionals in the wedding industry, but if you’re paying extra then you should expect more! it’s 100% a red flag if an mua is charging a higher price without a higher quality of service :D
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So. Stressed. AHT.
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Told my man I opened shipping orders for OTHER PEOPLE and this nigga ordered TWO.
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$555 🥺
How much was ya rent in ya first apartment/house??
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IWTHOFTDBIETIDTCWTFITIDK
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Oof. Hate to say iiiiit (and feel it) but I’m over this 🥴
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Hm. I have a thought.
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I was supposed to vend an event tonight but I’m sick. I’m sad because I was looking forward to it and I also just hate to cancel on anyone last minute :(
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Popeyes onion rings back. YEAH. I’m onnat.
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I say NO BAG just in case they wanna try it. I don’t want no soft ass chicken or fries.
If you order Harold’s and get the plastic bag you don’t know ball at all lol
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Maybe it IS c****.
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I’m scared of people who can finish a Chipotle bowl in one sitting.
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Authoress. retweeted
“I have 15 minutes between meetings, I just wanted to see your face.”
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Then on top of everything else, I miss my man WTF
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I don’t know why I keep falling for people saying they’ll help me. I end up doing this by myself every. fucking. time. Every sticker, every HAND WRITTEN ORDER TICKET, every spoon, every flight box.. like… okay. Cool.
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That’s why Ima be at the fuckin bank by myself too.
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But it’s a “family business” when we’re being cute and having fun, meeting people and being fed. I’m so aggravated.
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