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Wriggle Frightbug@W_naitobaguMay 20

fourth google images result for "cambrian explosion" has no right to go this hard

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SoFaygo@imsofaygo12h

ethan klein you a bitch ass nigga

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schmelliot@MayerElliot3h

My roommate shortly after he moved in recommended Dungeon Crawler Carl to me and loaned me his copy, I got like 3 pages in and it has been sitting on my nightstand ever since

Jaclyn, of liking Barriss fame@JbandosOct 26

My coworkers saying Dungeon Crawler Carl is their favorite series

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schmelliot retweeted

Vols Over All Y’all@VolsAF19h

Y’all I have not laughed at a commercial this hard in YEARS Be so fuckin for real 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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帥Boi Digital@theRealHojo11h

If Digger was a Korean film it'd be the unanimous film of the year

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schmelliot@MayerElliot4h

Guy who famously doesn't need money is going to appear with Trump? My GOAT John David Crow would never

@RustySuretteTV7h

🏈🇺🇸 President Trump returns to Texas Tuesday to help boost Republicans for the midterms. Axios is reporting that former college football stars Johnny Manziel and Colt McCoy, along with two-time Super Bowl champion Danny Amendola, will join Trump for his stops in Lubbock and Corpus Christi on Tuesday.

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schmelliot@MayerElliotOct 26

I don't wear any of these I wear boxer briefs

@mellofriendyOct 23

Visual guide to underwear styles

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schmelliot@MayerElliotOct 26

Harrison Butker far right as usual

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schmelliot@MayerElliotOct 26

I hate this goddamn chud just looking at him pisses me off

@Blutman27Oct 25

When you see this guy on your screen, you know you’re about to see a ton of penalties

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@propjoesaysOct 25

Mikey McNuggets@MikeLucasTVOct 25

KC Concepcion has set a new career high in receiving yards with 5 minutes to play in the 2Q. Feasting so far. @DanielOyefusi called it.

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Ethan Bradberry

@EthanBradberryOct 25

IM ETHAN BRADBERRY

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schmelliot@MayerElliotOct 24

I legit teared up on that TD, I forgot to take my meds last night tho so that's probably part of it

Barstool Texas A&M@BarstoolTexasAMOct 24

What am I watching

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schmelliot@MayerElliotOct 24

Marcel woke up this morning and remembered he is a football player

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schmelliot@MayerElliotOct 24

MARCEL REED PASSING TOUCHDOWN???? ON THE ROAD???? WHAT ARE MY EYES SEEING???

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schmelliot@MayerElliotOct 24

KJ Edwards and David Olano on the Aggie offense

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gator@GhostGat0rOct 23

Hila’s powerhouse personality will surely sustain the podcast indefinitely

The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes)@theserfstvOct 23

Total and complete collapse

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schmelliot@MayerElliotOct 24

Just tuned in to the game and that was Marcel's second pick?? Fucking hell man

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schmelliot@MayerElliotOct 23

Like I needed another reason to hate tu

@tengland_150Oct 23

Incredible

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schmelliot retweeted

JWard🤘🏻🤘🏻

@TalkinBevoOct 23

Coach Sark on Saturday night😭😭😭 #HookEm

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@BenScottStevensOct 22

“The SEC has the hardest strength of schedule!” “The Big Ten plays nobody…” The MAC:

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