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Miami FL
Joined July 2009
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The countdown begins 💚🩷#WickedMovie
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It’s good to see them, isn’t it? #WickedMovie trailer tomorrow. ✨
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THURSDAY POD: TOP BILLING We draft movie characters you’d want to save from death featuring recurring guest and 2022 DIPA nominee @MayoComedy! Find It Wherever You Get Your Podcasts! Listen: apple.co/33dXOMV
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Teachers, post your wishlists below and let’s see if we can’t get you some supplies. 👇👇👇 Everybody else, let’s help ‘em out.
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As a travel agent I must agree!
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Outside pollo tropical there is a rooster outside of pollo tropical cawing…not a good look sir.
I was listening to “we Dont talk about Bruno” from encanto and accidentally hit “miss new booty” so it went “we don’t talk about booty booty booty rocking everywhere”
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Dan Jimenez retweeted
Every RT counts as a DOUBLE VOTE for @QuinnenWilliams! #WPMOYChallenge
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Dan Jimenez retweeted
Follow and RT for a chance to win a Jets NFT 👀 Rules ➜ nyj.social/3mGSf39 #JetsNFT #Sweepstakes
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West side story confused me. Why do they keep singing about two guys with honorary titles? Who cares? All this “two knights two knights” smh
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Amen
If anyone tries to say you come to Universal too much...ignore them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
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Let’s have some fun, I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows @Pulte and me!!! (So we can dm you the money if you win). Will show proof of paying winner ❤️
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My favorite part of landing at JFK International airport is the twelve minutes of aggressive penis shoulder from the man who stands up immediately as we land
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Football makes sense. This game made me believe Mike white will lead the jets to the wild card
Adulting means you can forget your responsibilities and go to a theme park instead.
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Snubbed once again. Congratulations to #paulrudd maybe next year overweight travel agents will be considered #justsaying
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Eternals was the longest episode of power rangers ever
Someone needs to invent a screen that types where I’m looking not where I last clicked