Mark “MΛZΣ” Perozo

Me after having to deal with the sweatiest #CallOfDuty public lobbies known to man:

I’m a die-hard @Dodgers fan and was really wanting to see them try to 3-peat in the #WorldSeries this year. That being said, this year’s World Series is absolutely the least competitive one in the last 10 years. The #Brewers are absolutely winning this in 4 games after the way the #Rays have gotten dismantled in the last 17 innings they’ve played.

The Walnut Street Bridge is looking quite nice here in Chattanooga, TN. 🏞️

For those of you who have no chronic pain or any other ailments, be sure to be thankful for that. Never take that for granted.

So @PandaExpress, Does this mean that if I take this to my boss that I’ll get a raise? *immediately contacts boss*

Never forget. Never have forgotten.

Late Night Thought: I’m legitimately glad that I’m not a gambler. Why do you ask? Take sports gambling as an example. I’m already devastated when my team loses a game. That feeling would be TWICE as bad if I lose my hard earned money on something that is completely out of my control. Case and point: So many NFL analysts were saying that the Rams are the best team in football and blah blah blah. They got DESTROYED against a division rival tonight. I rest my case.

This heatwave in the South East hasn’t let up and I am craving the weather from my hometown of San Diego right now. This is literally the WORST!

So, I literally just witnessed a live police pursuit in the front of my house. That car must have been going like 80 mph. What on earth. 🫪

Played my first Solo Queue #CDLRankedPlay game of the night against an egregious cheater in Overload. The very next game, he was in my lobby for an S&D on Hacienda and I had to remind him that cheating doesn’t teach you fundamentals. Here’s one of my clutches that helped secure the Round 11 win:

Congratulations to @OpTicTexas for their back to back wins at @EWC_EN! That season performance was historic! No team has ever been to every Grand Final in an entire season. @OpTic conquered Paris this year.

I’ve been a @Dodgers fan for over 30 years. It took my entire lifetime for us to win a World Series again in 2020. Prior to that, us Dodgers fans had to watch as the Blue Jays won back to back World Series in 1992-1993, then the New Yankees stack their rosters and go on a three-peat from 1998-2000. In 2017 we lost to the Houston Astros in the World Series when they were caught CHEATING and got to keep their World Series title. Fast forward to the present and the Dodgers are accused of ruining baseball because they worked their asses off to make one of the best farm systems in baseball, draft well, and have good prospects to be able to trade for better players who were being discarded by their former teams who didn’t want to put the effort into paying them. The only thing ruining baseball is the front offices of other organizations that think they can fool their fan bases into thinking that the Dodgers are ruining their sport because they’re too lazy to put in the same effort to make a good team. In the meantime, I’m going to enjoy the hell out of this revenge tour from my favorite team. 👌🏼

Starting this #CDLRanked season right.

Cool Story: I was making a business phone call for work and the representative stated that they appreciated how kind I was over the phone. The person mentioned that I had made their day simply by how I handled the call. The whole reason for mentioning this is just to remind everyone that treating people kindly really does go a long way. 👌🏼

Gutted for the @OpTicTexas boys. That series stung. 😞

España 🇪🇸 did us proud!!! Great win! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 #FIFAWorldCup

My goodness what a game! Argentina just never goes away. #FifaWorldCup