Look at my bald head having the night of his life 😂 feels kinda surreal to see me in a video boppin to Kelly fucking Clarkson In the front row. What a night.

Happy birthday to me 🥰

So, I cry myself to sleep last night because I miss my dog. And then I wake up to a text from my friend saying she’s sick and can no longer host my birthday party tonight where I planned on getting super drunk and dancing all night. Happy birthday to me. 😭🖕

Well, I’ve spent the first hour of my birthday crying because I miss my dog. How unexpected

This reel came up on insta and immediately I started balling. I miss my pup

It’s 2 minutes into my birthday and no one has texted me happy birthday yet. Everyone hates me

Sometimes I put my phone on Do Not Disturb with the hope that someone will disturb. It never works

My friend just sent me $20 and told me to get a drink on him to celebrate. Maybe it’ll be fun after all haha

My birthday is tomorrow and I am just feeling blah about it. I’m usually excited but for some reason I’m just out of it. Lately, everything just feels really heavy 😔

You’re welcome 🥰

Had a lot of fun last night with my besties and @ChappellRoan

This video genuinely changed my life. 5 year old me was SHOOK

Two in a row WOOT WOOT

Omfg 😭

LETS GO MILEY

Never. One of my best friends killed herself in 2010 and I still have her number in my phone. Along with my grandma and other friends who have passed. Idk why, but I don’t think I’ll ever remove them from my contacts.

Since our last win