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Mike D. 🍊

@MeMikeD17

Michael in San Antonio. Born in TN. GBO! 🍊My thoughts come from who the hell knows.

 San Antonio, TX
Joined March 2024
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I was telling our dog about how we were going to feed him only natural, organic, non-GMO, farm-to-table food, but I don’t think he could hear me over the slurping noise he was making drinking from the toilet bowl.
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I’d love to see a working man beat the living shit out of a snotty nosed, out of touch YouTube kid. I’d chip in on the goFundMe to help the working man out with any resulting legal issues.
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Not a bandwagon fan…My wife always keeps us in stock. The bigger ones as well sometimes. 👍🏼 @redbaronpizza Pay that man! He represents many working American dads. 👍🏼
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One hell of a composer…Composed the music to some of the greatest movies of all time. 🔥👍🏼
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Hey, @Titans ! …I rewrote the words to the song “You’re A Mean One Mr. Grinch” and changed the words to describe AMY ADAMS STINK STANK STRUNK. 🖕🏼
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What a heartbreaking week it has been. Sir Patrick Stewart was a friend, a colleague, and a magnificent actor. From the stage to the bridge of the Enterprise, he brought intelligence, grace, and a deep sense of humanity to everything he did. Captain Picard stood for the best of us, and so did the man who played him. I was filled with affection and admiration for him and his work. My heart goes out to Sunny and his family. He will be deeply missed.
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As a former whoremonger myself, I say YES. 😂😂
Farmer Puddin (@robertrknight) profile pictureFarmer Puddin@robertrknightOct 28
Replying to @MeMikeD17
As opposed to paxton who is a whoremonger, been indicted and settled a pretrial agreement for securities fraud and went on a Dubai trip with two dudes that were indicted for stealing $15 million from a Chicago hospital? Hmmm
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The great state of Texas is fucked if this guy gets elected.
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@americaOct 27
Texas Democrat James Talarico: “My whiteness, my masculinity, all those things limit my imagination about what is possible.”
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LOL! 😂
卂千尺ㄖ　丂卂爪ㄩ尺卂丨 (@LORDNXTDOOR) profile picture卂千尺ㄖ　丂卂爪ㄩ尺卂丨@LORDNXTDOOROct 26
this nigga is in a best of 7 with the reaper
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Just muted Clay Travis for his terrible food takes…Chuy’s sucks sweaty ass.
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In honor of Jay-Z being announced as the Superbowl halftime performer, I plagiarized his ass….”Coach Speak” 👍🏼
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Bub@MistaBubonicOct 27
"Fuck that shit." - Dan Marino Dan is a real one 😂😂😂
Rizzy Balboa (@Mr_TsCulture) profile pictureRizzy Balboa@Mr_TsCultureOct 27
Lmao the GOAT not taking shit from anyone 🤣😭
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After much consideration, this will be this year’s bag of Halloween candy I’ll steal and hide away without my wife knowing about it. 🎃👍🏼
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I can tell you who led the NFL in TD passes in 1984, Michelangelo’s best works of art and the name of the planet Chewbacca was born on. Sorry…They fucked me over and served me an Americano this morning.
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I’ll bitch and moan a lot on here during a football game, but after a Tennessee loss, I’ll absorb it for a couple of days then attack it with sarcasm and humor.
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Tony Elliot going to Virginia was the beginning of the end for Dabo Swinney. Oregon hired and fired an OC already after their’s got a HC offer. Good coordinators get HC offers. Wonder if Joey Halzle has had any offers after 4 years…? I know…I’m fucking hilarious.
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Just think… One more week and all these nauseating political ads will be over. Then we’ll be back to constant ads for obesity meds, eczema and psoriasis meds and cock pills.
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And how would we know unless we tried it in the first place? 😂😩
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Just blew a kid’s fucking mind when I told him I just wanted a plain, OG, regular old traditional brewed coffee with creamer. Music here sounds like I’m shopping at GAP. I’ll drive farther to McDonald’s from now on.
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Here was mine…
Rural Vol (@RuralVol) profile pictureRural Vol
@RuralVolOct 26
My face the first time I saw boobies
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