The Median Republican

I. HAD. TO. WAIT. A. FEW. FUCKING. WEEKS. TO. GO. TO. APPLEBEES. SIX. YEARS. AGO. PROSECUTE FAUCI NOW

New tax idea: Offload the entire tax burden onto unmarried people and people with less than 4 kids.

A woman's value is determined solely by how much I'd like to masturbate to her.

The sooner people accept that anything bad happening to you is YOUR fault, the sooner society can grow.

I am still furious about the squalor the J6 prisoners were kept in.

Imagine being her teacher that year. You've in your 30s or 40s, never having taught a black child, then in comes this girl, mouthing off some shit like "Ayo wypipo rayciss! We wuz kangz! We duhserv repahrashins!"

Of concerning note: I haven't seen ANYONE discuss the double-voting problem. So basically, when our great founding fathers set stuff up, they declared that all men are created equal, and in doing so, granted everyone the right to vote. But...

You are in spirit. Which doesn't matter to the real ones, they'll just kill you for not being exactly like them, because they're animals.

I agree with President Trump. The only people who have guns are violent gangbanger chimps, and mentally ill SSRI filled leftist troon mass shooters. It's long overdue to repeal the 2nd amendment!