Self-deprecating, golden god. Proudest space monkey of them all.

Hamburg
Joined October 2008
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Somebody riddle me this: why should Hamas or anybody who shows sympathy for them should be given any mercy after they slaughtered innocents that simply were attending a music festival. It's just fucked up beyond reason.
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Sorry to burst little miss climate change’s bubble but “small dick energy” is literally better for the environment than its alternative. The energy required to power <4” to fully hard is a fraction of what it takes to keep >9” even circulated
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Replying to @textfiles
@textfiles I don't mean to bother you but could you scan your horde for dhaloqcl.dev? Asking for @8Context (Just imagine a non descriptive hologram with Leia buns saying something about hope, yaddayadda)
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Nobody will read this, but: people freaking out about twitter's takeover and Elon bumbling its potential by posting before he thinks are polluting my timeline but: if this makes people join a federated, FOSS solution I'm all for it. Sadly that won't happen. I'll go back 2 my cave
Best take. Hands down.
They made shaggy black!!!! I’m so fucking excited!! Shaggy might finally say nigga and scooby might say rigger!!!!!!
I got 3 calls from numbers today very similar to my own. (1 was only off by one number). Does anyone have any idea what kind of scam this might be? (calling into the void here)
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Replying to @gutknot @ssssludge
@lovesickvvitch otrabes, estas x todos lados
Shit take: Putin is just tired, didn't know how to abdicate, considered his generals shit and so he instigated the most costly technology transfer to justify his fetish of sucking on his grandpa's PPSh 41 cold, hard steel barrel
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You ever get something stuck between your gums and your teeth, (As opposed to between two teeth, where a toothpick would easily do the job) so you suck on a 9mm and threaten your mouth to release the particle/hostage?
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This girl is splayed on a public train, her ticket is in her pocket so the conductor doesn't need to bother her, the other people in this section are guys in their 20s to 30s. The worst that has happened is guys doing a double-take while walking by. Draw your own conclusions.
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Selling Protest Footage to FOX AND CNN
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Browsing the net for porn and finding @shoe0nhead deepfakes by chance
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Before it happened I never would've thought that a trumpet would make a great addition to the @KILLTONY band but, fuck, @jetskijohnson draws so much more power out of @jeremiahstandup and the rest. Every episode just keeps on fucking killing harder. Best quarantine ever!