mehg.

why do I not have any friends convincing me to bleach my eyebrows

going to tell my kids this was @sixthemusical

I’d like publicly thank @MacyGraysLife for the “As Told By Ginger” theme song #NeverForget

I would like to “make a good thing bad”

If you’re not twerking to Regina Spektor, you’re not living

I will now only answer to #PedroPascal calling me baby girl #TheLastOfUs

All I need in this world of sin, is just me and my snacks

If your artist friend is watching La La Land again, do a welfare check

Isn’t it amazing that someone’s most exciting part of the day is a man in time square jumping over them

Jason Segel in Freaks and Geeks. That’s the tweet.

Idk what it is about people that golf that just pissed me off

Nothing makes me more feral than a rotisserie chicken

Do men understand that their tattoos that references video game are literally set ups for us to say “ok, just play with yourself”

<3 Kiss & Dwell <3: The Roasting of Jerry McGuire meghanfitton.substack.com/p/…

Remember when I talked to @charlieputh on Instagram live

I hate when someone two years older says “Awh you’re such a baby!” Like, we both have bills to pay, I’m just doing it with better skin.

every time I lay down I think “there is no greater joy”

The chokehold the Twilight soundtrack still has on me

When I’m sad I eat raviolis, I also eat them when I’m happy

what straight boys don’t understand is having musical theatre knowledge is hot