Cardiac RN. Bee charmer. cat mom. Dinosaur aficionado. Somebody’s disaffected niece. Looking for a jackalope nose to bite. DFTBA
Hamilton, OH, USA, Earth
Joined July 2012
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I love Jupiter’s Great Red Spot so much. Just a whirling red storm bigger than planet earth that’s been raging for a few hundred years and is getting faster. Same, girl. Same.
Everyone: IT’S FALL SWEATER WEATHER IS COMING HERE’S YOUR PSL GET READY TO DROP A BASE SHADE WANNA SEE OUR NEW FALL/WINTER BLUSH AND EYE SHADES?!? 🍂🍁🎃🍁🍂
Beauty Pie: *beats dead horse of warm golden bronzing products I haven’t wanted to buy for two and a half months*
I’m a little suspicious of people who don’t need to be on antidepressants. Like, ok, Fancy Dan, making your own neurotransmitters.
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Oh my god I love him, I love that 4900 years ago the artist captured the human experience: a bellybutton and existential horror
This is Buddo. The earliest depiction of a human figure found anywhere in the British Isles. It is made out of whale bone and can be found in the Stromness Museum on Orkney. At 4,900 years old it comes from a time when mammoths still walked the Earth 🦣 . #neolithic #Orkney
I was so excited to try the new Buttermelt Bronzer from NYX and this is what I found when I got it home from Target and opened it 😩 Yes it was sealed
@becca_costello Ok Remember the intro to the song “Changing My Major” in that musical we went to see at- Ball State, I think?- 100 years ago called Fun Home? How she sings “Joan, Joan, Joan, Joan, Joan” and each time it is a different note?
Great news about perimenopause, kids, you might go 4 months without a period but when you do get it, it’ll always be at a really inconvenient time.
The BMV: It’s regular mail time, 7-10 business days
Ma’am. That is not the regular mail time from Columbus to Hamilton.
I tried a new recipe for dinner tonight, and my mother asked for seconds. 🥰
It was the lemony pasta with braised white beans, from NYT Cooking.
