@MelDutchie

Dutch. Old enough for a Twitter pension. https://xitter.cf/t.co/KeboQ08Xec

Joined August 2024
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Me: you can’t sit with us. Them: who’s us? Me: that would be me.
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Almost didn’t came. ~ a horror story.
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Destiny | Steven Bonnell II
@TheOmniLiberal17h
One of the easiest ways to gauge if someone is a good person or not is to check how ardently "pro Palestine" they are online. The more obsessive they are about it, the worse a human they are, every single time.
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David 🎃@DBStonerOct 24
If I have to use Google translate to read your tweet, it's not getting RTd.
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David 🎃@DBStonerOct 26
I have some awesome tweets in my drafts. But I'm saving those for Xmas. So today you get this.
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Humble Road Warrior@HumbleRoadSideJul 18
Before and After.
Mr Perfect@MrPerfect22515Jul 17
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Larry’s Twin 99@LarrysTwin99Oct 25
I want to dip your nipples in hummus.
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Larry’s Twin 99@LarrysTwin9918 Sep 2019
I just realized I drive more carefully with ice cream in my car than I do with kids in my car
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MiAmo Ⓜ@MaMikeamoOct 16
A good way to get murdered is video call complete strangers when they are in important meetings.
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MiAmo Ⓜ@MaMikeamoOct 21
I randomly check on people I've thrown out of my life. Basically to see if they are still alive, not to catch up.
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MiAmo Ⓜ@MaMikeamoOct 23
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Avogadro’s House of Moles@schumooOct 22
I have an endearing bouquet of mental quirks if you're looking for a fixer upper.
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Avogadro’s House of Moles@schumooOct 24
Say yah to da UP, eh?
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Cabo 🍳🇺🇸@Shot_Of_CaboOct 24
*fucks you like I'm your Somali brother*
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Cabo 🍳🇺🇸@Shot_Of_CaboOct 25
I have a 65" screen and still it can only display one Somali forehead at a time.
Gad Saad
@GadSaadOct 25
The one who made this wins today’s Internet! @IlhanMN
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Cabo 🍳🇺🇸@Shot_Of_CaboOct 25
Fuckin hard or hardly fuckin?
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Mark@rage69chaos21h
All that time in the gym & doing cardio and still die at the average age of everyone else that was actually having fun.
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Welcome to Earth.
The only answer you ever need: ‘just because.’
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Sam van Rooy MP
@SamvanRooy1Oct 23
Accurate
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Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧
@TRobinsonNewEraOct 24
🫳🏻 🎤 @Gavin_McInnes
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Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧
@TRobinsonNewEraOct 25
1 person was killed by a Frenchman who declared he wanted to "get revenge" for looted store owners. Macron called it a "turning point for France". 130 slaughtered in the 2015 Islamic terror attack, 90 at the Bataclan alone, in which a father of one of those killed says his son's testicles had been cut off and put in his mouth. Yet this 1 murder by the French guy was the turning point?
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