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Shit posting and anti-social Melee debauchery

where tf is the log out button
Joined October 2014
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a two stage mental collapse triggered by the initial missed wavedash out of shine, then the missed jc up smash. You can clearly see Hbox in visceral fear for his life because he feels the murderous intent and recoils. cody misses the jc up smash input altogether and snaps 100%
Ok, third and final review. it gets played off as “oh, Hbox scared me”, but I see it now. cody missed a jc up smash input and snapped Mentally. very understandable reaction in this context.
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Replying to @Mast3rofFlavor1
Yea it’s like, how much can you nerf them? May as well ban the character atp Wait holdup…🤔
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unga bunga me press button
"You should vod review" is a pretty common sentiment among FGC Improvement Guys, and I think this needs to evolve so it includes the notion that you need a method to properly engage with the knowledge you've gleaned from the vod review
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Melee Hell retweeted
How To Optimise Platform Cancels: Shielddrop, Fastfall & Input Option Selects Probabaly something new to learn for everyone!
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I am an ice climbers player and this is my vent art
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im in.
The Double Dash online mod is so fucking good I might throw away all my aspirations just to play this shit 24/7
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just press A A A, its that easy. ;)
Last week at the local after a set with a newer falcon player I was like, "stick around for a minute. I'm gonna teach you how to Gentleman." I then proceeded to miss the first 10 I tried in a row. 😅
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melee hell has frozen over
Something really weird happened to me in Melee this morning, and this isn’t me joking. I learned how to approach…
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okay but what if I recognize that is exactly what I want. is giving up on that dream to vod review and grind not the real cope?
"I want to get better at super smash bros." "How about you vod review and practice?" "Nah that sounds like total cope I just want to mindlessly play neutral for hours against better players with no effort or reflection on my own end and effortlessly beat everyone."
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"Oh you're a top 5 player in your state that's so cool! Is it fun competing?" "No, in fact I publicly express my disdain for this game weekly yet play it anyway for reasons unbeknownst even to myself." "Do you at least get money when you win?" "Pays for gas."
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That was me sorry
Someone left an entire shit in the Big Shorten venue washroom. Did u miss ur input flushing??
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"I want to get better at super smash bros." "How about you vod review and practice?" "Nah that sounds like total cope I just want to mindlessly play neutral for hours against better players with no effort or reflection on my own end and effortlessly beat everyone."
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Least venerable samanera Jorge is sending maximum blessings to all gamers today. May all your sets be last game, last stock, last hit. May all your reads be right. May you find joy in your competition. May you feel honor for being a part of something so honored! Saddhu x4
Replying to @starfoxfreshman
BRB stuck in Samsara (My opponent has a read on my tech habits)
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Replying to @Melee_Hell
four hundred and four Falcos
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hasn’t watched an hbox set this decade award
Replying to @LiquidHbox
Aren't you the player whose entire gameplan revolves around floating out of reach and spamming Jigglypuff Bair on a loop and being the textbook staller?
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not possible
When you find someone just as braindead as you lmao
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I’d rather get 3 stocked on Yoshi’s than have to look at the putrid neon green floor of Pokemon Stadium 2 one more time while my opponent empty hops in place 120 feet away At least I’m being approached We need more interaction in Ultimate The meta is so unbelievably stale
Hungrybox just got eliminated from Cashbox by a Mii Brawler who took him to Yoshi's at the VERY FIRST tournament after Hbox legalized the stage. I think he just realized why Yoshi's isn't normally legal. You couldn't have written it better if you tried.
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In my day, we had to carry the CRT 20 miles in the snow to get to the venue, up hill both ways
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