Paul Mellor

The Romance of the #FACup @TadleyCallevaFC

#Ticketmaster you are truly shit

How was that national anthem under 120.5 seconds @WilliamHill #SuperBowlLIX

On the way back from Vicarage Road, ref had a Shocker for both teams. He’ll go no higher #wfc #Pompey #EFL

Plymouth were an absolute embarrassment today! Dropped into a back 6 from kick off and never came out of it, an xG of 0 for the whole game. Those fans have an 11 hour round trip to watch that. Shocking performance #lufc #pafc #championship #EFL

Only the #SuperBowl would have a fly over at a dome stadium 👏 – at Croxley Green, East

@LUFC @TheSquareBall turns out we can’t do it on a cold Wednesday night in Stoke – at Stoke-on-Trent, England

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Bielsa —-> Allardyce …and we’ve had our ups and downs… #lufc – at London, England

Down to @1972Jets for #NonLeague day. A well deserved win for the home side – at South Oxhey, East

Love that the @BBCSport are showing the #NBA it is just a shame that it looks like they are presenting from the caretaker’s cupboard – at Bushey, East

Jude Bellingham is an absolute player, in other news, water is wet! #Eng – at South Oxhey, East

@HarryEnfield6 @Tommycoops11 @Jamescooper389 I’ve got 2 words for that … Shite! And what’s the other one? Shite! #ENG – at South Oxhey, East

Ordered my pizza just at 18:50, still waiting #blackfridaypizza – at South Oxhey, East

Still hits hard that at this time in the school holidays I can’t sit down and watch #neighbours with my lunch – at South Oxhey, East

@phoenixsport82 too strong for @1972Jets in the #FACup preliminary rounds. Decent game but the better side won

Stop it with that finish #Lionesses

FFS absolutely calamity #ARSLEE

Bet the pitch invader is regretting going so soon #RealManCity #fool

Including Bamford, leaving on Roberts on one leg shows a the biggest difference between JM and MB #lufc