just an honest watermelon slangin man. Go Birds.

Joined March 2021
Seeing your fam at 28 hurts
There's a brand new No. 1 in the Power Rankings 👀
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This is a commercial
How is the internet less private than in 2006, when the whole family shared one computer? Back then, the internet was weird, personal, and all of ours. So, we got your favorite meme legends back together to say it louder: What happened to the internet? 1/3
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I’ll trade you Minnesota for BC
BREAKING: Conservatives win a landslide majority in British Columbia, returning to power for the first time since 1928.
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lol why was it still around to begin with?
🇩🇪 HITLER’S FORMER MOUNTAIN RETREAT TORCHED A suspect has been taken into custody after a fire engulfed the Eagle’s Nest, Hitler’s former mountain retreat in Bavaria. The remote location and a narrow access road have complicated firefighters's efforts to put out the flames. Police are still investigating the cause. A monument to Hitler’s ambition now faces a fiery end...just like his reign. Source: Bild, The Telegraph / Writer: Marie
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The most 1850s tweet of all time mixed with the most 2026 tweet I’ve ever seen
JUST IN: Wolves are reportedly roaming into Finnish villages after Google cleared over 56 million square feet of forest for AI data centers.
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“I will name you…. Jose”
Un video de un bebé con vello facial se ha vuelto viral, generando miles de reacciones. Los expertos recuerdan que cada caso debe evaluarse con un profesional de salud.
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If you believe anything Terrance Howard says you’re certifiably retarded. The man thinks math is a conspiracy theory.
Terrence Howard says he gave up $1,000,000 of his own salary to help Robert Downey Jr. get Iron Man after prison. Then Marvel cut his pay from $8,000,000 to $1,000,000, the week his mother died. In the video below, he tells Joe Rogan what happened when he called Downey for help back. Howard was cast in Iron Man before Downey, and was reportedly the highest-paid actor in the first film. He says he had a 3-picture deal: $4,500,000 for the first movie, about $8,000,000 for the second, $12,000,000 for the third. Back then, the studio didn't want to insure Downey because of his past. Howard says he offered to put up $1,000,000 from his own fee so Downey could get the part. Before the sequel, Marvel came back with $1,000,000 instead of $8,000,000. His agent hung up on them. The role went to Don Cheadle. Howard says he called Downey 27 times asking for the same help he once gave him, and didn't hear back for 3 years. Marvel and Downey have never confirmed his version. Did Robert Downey Jr. owe Terrence Howard, or is that just how Hollywood works?
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They should only let teams coming off a bye week play international games (unless it is in N America) Change my mind
🚨JUST IN: Roger Goodell has hinted the NFL could play a game in Japan: "Listen, Tokyo is clearly on our list, whether it's next year or the year after. It's coming at some point in the near future.”
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OnlyFans boutta get the upgrade nobody asked for
Scientists have invented smell-o-vision. Researchers at Ohio State University have created the Scentronic, a device that can wirelessly send smells to your real nose based on sniffs from a digital nose. This tech lets you message someone a stench over the internet.
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What’s a sex scene that was genuinely essential to the story, revealing something about the characters or changing the course of the plot, rather than just being there for the sake of it?
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Marshawn Lynch to Mike Robinson after his comment about Jalen Hurts: "Mike, you gonna get f*cked up... Ey, see now i see why they wanna beat your ass" Lynch is national treasure. #Eagles via GetGotPod
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Well I guess this 76ers season open will officially mean the Xfinity Live Arena will be one of the toughest spots to play for opponents. LeBron James can literally shift arenas just by being there. Let’s fucking go.
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To be honest - coolest Democrat lawbreaker I’ve seen thus far
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Powerful Virginia Democrat Senator Louise Lucas arrested and charged with running a criminal marijuana distribution and money laundering operation.
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Hahaha broooo
Norm Macdonald describing why he loves to gamble is really quite profound.
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