'I'm not the Meltzer. And if I was, I certainly wouldn't tell you.'
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Joined August 2018
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Dave took Charlotte Flair's tweet about Ric telling the doctors he fell due to Ultimate Warrior dropping him on his head during their Sept/Oct. 1992 WWF house show matches 100% literally because of course he did. 🤖🧠
Reminder that Sting wasn't worthy until he went to AEW in Dave's self-fellating fake HOF. @davemeltzerWON
Is Tony Khan on track to be a Wrestling Observer Hall of Famer? #aew #tonykhan #wwe #wcw #halloffame
"Your brother, Billy – whatever happened there." @RealNickAldis
Punk: “You don’t know me. We’ve never sat down. We’ve never shared a cup of coffee. We’ve never broke bread. We’ve never done anything.”
KO: “I don’t need to do that with you. I’ve been around enough people who knew you to know who you are.”
#SmackDown
I'm not the kind of guy to say, "I told you so..."
Dynamite @davemeltzerWON proven to be a fraud in 4K for the 47,476th time.
The fraud Meltzer who has meltdowns about WWE announced attendance numbers if they include comps or people in the building, now wants to count every traditional HBO customer as a Max subscriber. Articles going back to 2021 explain the combined number. @davemeltzerWON
OMG, the friendly billionaire Anthony "Tony" Khan using his legal team to call Brandon Thurston a liar and to hide from the public the terms of "independent contractors" contracts!?! This is the MOST disgusting promotional tactic I've ever seen! DOWN WITH JACKSONVILLE!!! 🤬
AEW asks to file reply addressing "mischaracterizations" in effort to keep Ryan Nemeth's contracts redacted
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When the black goo hair dye you use seeps into your brain. @davemeltzerWON
Ric Flair praises Tony Khan’s generosity: ‘I work for him, and I don’t do anything’ ift.tt/ubS1N4o
Everyone's favorite generic wrestling newsletter doctor, Dr. Patel, is back with more medical insights for Dr. Meltzer about bronchial asthma and the umm... uhh... inhaled uhh... you know... uhh... inhaled drugs.
Really glad that Dr. Meltzer has these exclusive coronavirus sCoOpZ from his subscriber, Dr. Patel, which is the most generic, easily accessible information which you can find on any news site and has been repeated 24 hours a day for weeks now. 👨⚕️ f4wonline.com/daily-updates/…
Agent Smith (Dodgers): And I... I stand here, right here.
I'm... I'm supposed to say something.
I say...
Everything that has a beginning, has an end, Neo (Brewers).
MJF nomination for GEEK OF THE WEEK 👇😆 @FilthyTomLawlor
Jim Cornette on MJF Almost Being Abducted By A Pilot @TheJimCornette youtu.be/pr63-a5fONA?si=zzBn… via @YouTube
"Your opponent? Oh, we've secured a championship opportunity for the Riyadh Season World Title against The Sultan... No, not Rikishi, just a Sultan-like character... Yes, he will still use that music."
If Dynamite Dave ever gives you one of his condescending Twitter replies, just send him this clip of Bryan & Lance clowning his Twitter game and his Meltzer Math that's worse than Steiner math. @davemeltzerWON
Say this to your friends and coworkers who think your Twitter game is as good as a retarded boomer trying to use photoshop. @davemeltzerWON
No idea what to say. Absolutely tragic. RIP Pac. 🕊
All Elite Wrestling is saddened to announce the passing of Benjamin Satterley, aka Pac. A native of Newcastle upon Tyne, England, Satterley began his wrestling career in 2004 and went on to perform for wrestling organizations all over the world, captivating fans with innovative high-flying moves and incredible in-ring ability. Pac signed with All Elite Wrestling in 2019 and held multiple AEW Championships and competed in some of the most memorable matches in AEW history. Our condolences go out to Satterley’s family, friends and fans.
Dynamite Dave is now comparing CM Punk doing a ceremonial first pitch at a Cubs game to Mistico. Punk Derangement Syndrome. @CMPunk @davemeltzerWON
