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pushing back my new hires on boarding because mama gotta play GTA that week sorry
You can take $250,000 from Chase and Amex at 0% interest, buy $250,000 in physical gold bars, put them in a Brinks vault, and borrow $200,000 against the gold at 4.5% to pay the credit cards back to zero
You end up holding a quarter million dollars of gold bought entirely with the bank's money, and the IRS can't tax a single dollar of it
This is how billionaires have avoided income taxes for 50 years and it works with a normal 720 credit score
Walk through the chain step by step:
Step 1: You have a 720+ credit score and an LLC. We sequence applications across 5 to 6 banks (Amex, Chase, US Bank, Wells Fargo, PNC) in the exact bureau order that unlocks $250,000 in 0% APR business credit for 12 to 18 months
Step 2: You buy $250,000 worth of 1-ounce physical gold bars from a bullion dealer (APMEX, JM Bullion, or Costco). At $2,700 an ounce, that is about 92 ounces of pure gold, roughly 6 pounds. It fits inside a shoebox. Plus you immediately collect 500,000 credit card points worth $5,000 to $10,000 tax-free just from the swipe
Step 3: You ship the bars straight to an insured depository vault (Brinks, Loomis, or Delaware Depository) in an allocated account in your name. Storage costs about $250 a year
Step 4: Before your 0% credit card promo window ends, you hand your Brinks vault receipt to a precious-metals collateral lender (or private bank credit line). Because physical gold in a Brinks vault is Tier-1 liquid collateral, they lend you 75% to 80% of the gold's value ($195,000 to $200,000) on a low-interest collateralized line at roughly 4.5% to 5%
Step 5: You take that $200,000 wire and pay the 0% credit cards down before the bank ever charges you a penny of 24% credit card interest
Now look at what you own:
- $250,000 in physical gold sitting in a vault appreciating 10% to 25% a year
- All $250,000 of your 0% business credit cards paid back and wide open to use again
- Every time the gold goes up in value, you refinance the vault loan, pull the appreciation out in cash, and pay $0.00 in capital gains tax because borrowing against an asset is a loan, and the IRS cannot tax a loan
Elon Musk does this with Tesla shares at Goldman Sachs. You can do it with 92 ounces of gold bought on Chase's dime
If you have a 700+ credit score and want my team to unlock 150K-250K in 0% business funding for you, book a call using the link in my bio
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Borrowing only up to 80% of the gold's value cannot repay the full $250k credit card balance as described. Gold loans from major providers are unavailable on newly purchased bullion and carry margin call risks.
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This. I feel so lonely living in philly bc NOBODY comes over and I have a recording studio, art supplies od. Amazing vibes and space. It’s a creative heaven
“You thirty something and broke still driving a bitch car talkin bout you gettin licks off. I was so comfy in the hood I can trap with my kicks off now im in that Bach brown interior, call it biscoff…bitch, I’m the big dog.”
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delete tiktok. watch old movies. embrace boredom. quit doomscrolling. eat without stimulation. hang out in book shops. slow your mornings down. walk without headphones. start believing in yourself. create phone boundaries. stare out the window. visualize your future. learn new skills. seek discomfort. experience life.
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Simple formula
1. Own two index funds
2. Pick two tech leaders
3. Buy twice every month
4. Hold for ten years
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30 pages a day = 26 books by now.
100 pages a day = 88 books.
Gotta read if you wanna be rich.
I can’t stand when people who follow me dm me about a friend of mine asking me to get them in touch with a friend (think @yesjulz ) trying to get her in their product and they’re not offering me anything nor do I know them. Bad business. reach out to them yourself boo
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someone commented don’t crop my forehead out the pic bc it’s beautiful but they never considered that it just didn’t fit in the frame
Experimenting today- had a vision involving a color way and I’m trying it out… sometimes when you’re painting, a color just inspire as your whole creation









