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This “Pimp my tombstone” video is your daily reminder for why you shouldn’t have TikTok on a phone unless you want to retain some grey matter
My husband cheated on me almost two years ago and abandoned me and our daughter. Now he’s suddenly back, saying he’s struggling with his mental and physical health. I agreed to help him because I’m not heartless, but I never once considered getting back together. And somehow, after just two days, he’s already asking me to take him back.
Not happening.
If you were the judge and had no legal restrictions, what punishment would you give the two men who rap*d a 3 year old girl for 7 hours?
Imagine running into your high school crush after NINE YEARS and finding out he’s still the town’s golden boy, still fine as hell, and about to marry someone else. 😭
Saw a couple at the supermarket. The mom had a newborn strapped to her chest and was pushing their other kid in a stroller while the dad had his hands free. He thought it would be funny to shove her, causing her to stumble and the stroller to nearly tip over.
She somehow saved the stroller, and he didn't even try to help. Then he got mad at her for calling him out and said she was overreacting because it was just a joke.
Bro, she had two kids to protect and you thought shoving her was funny? What the fuck is wrong with you?
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They do say: "nothing beats a jet 2 holiday"
WATCH: This is the moment Jet2 Boeing 737-800 (G-JZHE), operating flight EXS4FX from Venice, veered off the runway at Birmingham Airport.
Looking closely, it appears the aircraft was heading off the runway for some time before correcting, but it was too late.
Footage captured via Airport Action livestream.
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It is 5:30am, and I was woken up to my husband and 2 year daughter having a hushed debate next to his side of the bed.
Husband: Baby, it’s too early, go back to bed.
Daughter: Daddy, bear?
Husband: No we are not watching Masha and the Bear. It’s too early for bear. Go back to sleep.
Daughter: Boobie, yes?
Husband: Mummy has boobie, go get her.
Daughter: Daddy boobie
Husband: No, stop trying to poke them. Go ask Mummy for boobie.
Daughter: Bite?
Husband: No, we don’t bite!
Daughter: Yes, bite boobie!
Husband: No you cannot bite my boobie! Argh!
She clearly tried to bite him (yes we’re in that phase, yay) as I could hear him essentially wrestling her off until she crawled across him to me for a cuddle and fell back to sleep.
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I always go back to the clip that says “a good man is an average woman” and I agree cause wtf is this?? He’s taking care of HIS child. It’s just called parenthood 😭.
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Grandma always kept the kids in line with her slippers. For her birthday, she showed her aim is still on point


























