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Twitter is worthless lmfao catch me on Discord: LaCarteRP | #MVRP #NSFW #Lewd

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Joined July 2026
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`•.¸¸.•``¯´•._.••´¯``•.¸¸.•` 📜 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝑀𝑒𝓃𝓊 📜 `•.¸¸.•``¯´••._.•´¯``•.¸¸.•`
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Yeah this place sucks. Catch me on Discord I guess.
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Welp, I tried.
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Horse muscle just hits different.
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// Bored and stuck with just my phone, bleh. Y'all need to DM me and yap about how hot muscle fucking is, c'mon.
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Hmm... Both.
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Need to cum...
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Y'know, it's still Biceptember. If anyone wants to get into some muscle/competition RPs, I'd be eager to oblige!
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I never needed any IQ. What I need is to have my balls drained into the negative. A fair tradeoff.
𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐗 𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄 (@CorruptiveLusT) profile picture𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐗 𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄@CorruptiveLusTSep 15
ㅤ ㅤ 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘴𝘴 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭 "𝘤𝘰𝘤𝘬" 𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘳𝘰𝘤𝘬 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘰𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨.... 𝘐'𝘮 𝘨𝘰𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘐𝘘 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘧𝘪𝘭𝘵𝘩𝘺 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘴𝘮 ~ ㅤ ㅤ
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> will milk you Is that a threat, or a promise~?
~ 𝑴𝑨𝑱𝑰𝑵 ~ (@YourMommyMajin) profile picture~ 𝑴𝑨𝑱𝑰𝑵 ~@YourMommyMajinSep 4
𝙾𝚄𝚁 𝙻𝙾𝚅𝙴 𝙸𝚂 𝙸𝙽𝙵𝙸𝙽𝙸𝚃𝙴! ♡ ╭─────· · ─ ·✶· ─ · · ─────╮ MDNI! 🔞 𝙼𝚊𝚓𝚒𝚗 𝚂𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚊 - 𝟷𝟶𝟶% 𝙳𝚘𝚖 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝙼𝚒𝚕𝚔 𝚈𝚘𝚞. 𝙼𝚞𝚗 𝚒𝚜 𝟸𝟼 𝚈𝚛𝚜 𝙾𝚕𝚍 INFO ↓ ╰─────· · ─ ·✶· ─ · · ─────╯
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Damn, I wasn't expecting those abs. The little one is stronger than she looks ♡
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Oh hey, it's Biceptember. ...wanna arm wrestle? If you win, I'll give ya a prize~
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Oh! Soft-hearted, perhaps. Hard-bodied though, definitely~
🖤{𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐋𝐞𝐞}🖤 (@HimboVampKing) profile picture🖤{𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐋𝐞𝐞}🖤@HimboVampKingAug 15
⠀ ⠀ ~ꜱᴏꜰᴛ-ʜᴇᴀʀᴛᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴘᴀʟᴇ-ꜱᴋɪɴɴᴇᴅ~ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝕄𝕒𝕣𝕤𝕙𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕃𝕖𝕖 ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ~𝒱𝒶𝓂𝓅𝒾𝓇𝒾𝒸 𝑅𝑜𝓎𝒶𝓁𝓉𝓎~
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I volunteer to take their place if they don't start appreciating it-
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He acts like he doesn't enjoy it when she ties him down and milks him.
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Oh she's getting noticed alright.
𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙑𝙞𝙧𝙩𝙪𝙖𝙡 𝙋𝙐𝙏𝘼~💙 (@Brazillisms) profile picture𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙑𝙞𝙧𝙩𝙪𝙖𝙡 𝙋𝙐𝙏𝘼~💙@BrazillismsAug 26
Miku decided to try her japanese counterpart's clothes for a show... "H-How does she fit in these??? These barely cover anything! M-My 𝐒𝐋𝐎𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐂𝐎𝐖𝐓𝐈𝐓𝐒 are almost BURSTING o-out of this thing! T-The skirt is flashing everyone too... I-I hope no one notices..."
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...is it too late for a #SeductiveSunday entry? Tee hee.
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Never skip leg day.
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Honestly, same. Good luck though.
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<---- wants to be bad ended
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Oh there is a dire need for these units. The drains keep getting clogged with overflow seed, after all.
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This is how you seduce people, right? Sweaty abs? Yes? Good.
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