Teacher: today we are going to finger Freddy fazbear Kid named Freddy fazbear:

I'd be totally jorking it, and by it I'm mean my penits 😂

Probably done all of these before but that's your problem

Been thinking about this a lot recently

Dawg I still want to drink cyanide you ain't do shit

Heaven knows I'm miserable now

Make sure to get all the shit off that ass while you lick it

RIP king, rest easy 🙏

Fellas do you gotta be a furry to want to just be a cat, no worries, no responsibility, just meow

Guys apparently I might be mentally ill...

No it actually is, like how last night I saw the full moon and realised I want to go by any pronouns (half joke half coming out)

Had the sudden urge to make this, probably already exists but it's the thought that counts

clear out guys, parties over!

Almost forgot today

"here's what you would look li-" OK SMARTASS HERES WHAT YOUD LOOK LIKE WITHOUT YOUR COCK AND BALLS

Made this months ago, still figuring out what it means

*extremely loud incorrect buzzer* I don't play Pokémon but I chose the best looking ones and the best evolutions imo

This took way too long for it to be dismissed

Might start watching star wars just for an excuse to use this site