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Part-time comedian, dreamer, Charlie Sheen impersonator, lover, friend, blacksmith

New York City
Joined August 2010
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Just scored this original movie poster from a local thrift shop.
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How is the internet less private than in 2006, when the whole family shared one computer? Back then, the internet was weird, personal, and all of ours. So, we got your favorite meme legends back together to say it louder: What happened to the internet? 1/3
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Ninja III: The Domination 1984 / United States / Sam Firstenberg 🥷⚡️🕹️sound on🕹️⚡️🥷
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Mercer Morrison retweeted
why arent mixed asians called combinasians
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Isn’t it the opposite? Doesn’t a photo like this of Indian Americans dressed in overalls and burnt orange reveal that people can come here from all over the world and become just as Americans as white people? And that they fall in love with football like anyone else?
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HE’S. LITERALLY. TRYING. TO. BRIBE. THE. ENTIRE. COUNTRY. TO. KEEP. REPUBLICANS. IN. POWER.
Trump: So if the Republicans win, you get $5000.
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Important Context: Trump has previously promised $5000 DOGE checks and $2000 tariff rebate checks, only to deny he ever promised those checks and never follow through. cnbc.com/2025/02/27/tru… cnbc.com/2025/11/11/tru… marketwatch.com/story/trump-pr…
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Some are shitting on this Box Office result. You come off as really ignorant and distasteful. This film was thrown away by a CEO whose only intention was to balance the books and make WB more desirable for a sale. If you stay through the credits you will see the hundreds if not thousands of people that worked on this film and were basically told your time meant nothing. Ketchup Entertainment deserves huge praise for having faith in the film, High audience and certified scores show that this film was worth seeing and saving. It’s a delightful movie. #CoyotevsACME
‘COYOTE VS ACME’ is tracking to open with around $15M in its domestic opening weekend. The film earned $1.7M in domestic previews.
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I've gotten insanely weepy at movies in my old age. There's a moment in Coyote vs Acme where Granny says that she hasn't seen Tweety in years, and it cuts to Sylvester looking sad and missing his friend, and I swear to fucking god I started tearing up, like oh my god
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BREAKING: The DeSantis administration diverted $10 million from child health insurance to his wife's organization.
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Tonight we celebrate Dolly Parton…the living legend, or should I say the legend that lives forever. We love you, Dolly.
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The opening credits to the Joe Pesci sitcom Half Nelson is one of my most incredible, unhinged videos I’ve ever seen
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Replying to @sama
What if you just talked to your children
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*trying to comfort ur nonbinary friend* there their
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No. He never will be now. Time to deactivate
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this is the stupidest bullshit i've ever made
you forgot these bangers
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John C. Reilly: “Why aren’t people on the right wing concerned about human rights? They’re human too. Elon Musk says don’t be fooled by the empathy trap. Empathy is not a trap, empathy is a superpower. It’s what makes human beings exceptional, our ability to look outside ourself”
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USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving. Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free. I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these." "They just come with the table, man." They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner. This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat. I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared. "Did we…?" "Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless." Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined. My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude." Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man. I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy. Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived. I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most. Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.
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Dude
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I was scraping over 30 traffic cameras in NYC last night to capture the celebrations around the city. Here are the highlights!! Some of the later clips are so cool, you can literally see the minute the Knicks win and the fans flood the streets 🏀🗽
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