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Brother of a witch and brother-in-law of a robot.

Joined January 2012
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Seriously, what on earth do y'all want #SheHulk to be like? Dark, brooding, edgy, and gory? Tatiana Maslany's version is pitch perfect.
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Replying to @Supe_Enjoyer
The MCU is the new Star Wars. One section of fans are only there to hate now. Every hater hates everything. Therefore, they hate Moon Knight. BTW, these hate-filled fans will hate She-Hulk and Black Panther. Calling it now.
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Turns out all my hair needs is Gamma radiation.
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Listos los participantes de la siguiente temporada! #MasterChefCelebrityColombia jajajaja
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HOY HAY FIESTA NO JODAAAAAAAA 🎉🎉🎉🥳🥳🪅🪅🪩🪩🪩 #MasterChefCelebritycolombia
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Those who make fun of him for this and wonder if he "didn't have enough money" are completely consumed by capitalism.
Chris Evans has upgraded from his iPhone 6s after 7 years.
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You have to buy exactly what people expect, the exact moment you're expected to. How sad would it be to be rich but not free to do whatever you want with your money.
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Alternative Cuts brought us a new masterpiece. #BreakingBad
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An amazing upgrade that's true to the actor's performance. Most people calling this a downgrade want every fictional character to be a conventionally attractive 20-year-old insta model. Grow up. Go touch grass. Feel the touch of a real human for the first time in your life.
Tess' glow up ✨@Wersching 9 years ago vs. September 2, 2022 -- #TheLastofUs Part I
I don’t understand how COVID is still spiking after we’ve tried everything from pretending it’s over to pretending it never happened
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Oops! Looks like the Oscars accidentally announced Best Picture early again!
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I hope Matt Reeves finds a way to put a dark spin on this scene in The Batman 2.
classic batman is so goofy I love it lmaooo
Mfs when a fictional sociopath clown is not depicted as conventionally attractive.