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KASM

@MermanSharks

Trying to learn things and boost signals.

Joined May 2014
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It's a shame they had to cut Columbo from Final Fantasy X, but he did add about 40 hours to the cutscenes alone.
A fake page mimicking the book series Final Fantasy Ultimania Archive. It shows 'concept art' of the tv detective Columbo as if drawn by Tetsuya Nomura. He is holding a cigar and posed in a thinking sort of manner with wind flapping his coat. Text at the top of the page reads 'Columbo: the ruffled, cigar chomping detective who asks all the right questions.' There is a fake screenshot at the bottom of the page depicting a supposed 3d model of Columbo against a beach backdrop. The description reads: A detective from the lost city of angels, he arrives in Spira in a small puttering four wheeled machina. He claims to be seeking an Al Bhed who can repair it so he can return to his wife before dinner. Under this pretence he investigates and interrogates everyone, becoming particularly curious around the death of Lord Jyscal. Behind his disarming bumbling facade lies a mastermind of deduction and reason.

ALT A fake page mimicking the book series Final Fantasy Ultimania Archive. It shows 'concept art' of the tv detective Columbo as if drawn by Tetsuya Nomura. He is holding a cigar and posed in a thinking sort of manner with wind flapping his coat. Text at the top of the page reads 'Columbo: the ruffled, cigar chomping detective who asks all the right questions.' There is a fake screenshot at the bottom of the page depicting a supposed 3d model of Columbo against a beach backdrop. The description reads: A detective from the lost city of angels, he arrives in Spira in a small puttering four wheeled machina. He claims to be seeking an Al Bhed who can repair it so he can return to his wife before dinner. Under this pretence he investigates and interrogates everyone, becoming particularly curious around the death of Lord Jyscal. Behind his disarming bumbling facade lies a mastermind of deduction and reason.

A close up of tv Detective Columbo in the world of Final Fantasy X. He is set against the beaches of Besaid Island. He has one eyebrow raised towards someone off-screen. The subtitles read: "Excuse me ma'am, could you Spira minute? Just a little local humour don't mind me."

ALT A close up of tv Detective Columbo in the world of Final Fantasy X. He is set against the beaches of Besaid Island. He has one eyebrow raised towards someone off-screen. The subtitles read: "Excuse me ma'am, could you Spira minute? Just a little local humour don't mind me."

A screenshot from the game Final Fantasy X with the villain Seymour in the foreground, and tv detective Columbo entering back in through a door in the background. Columbo has a hand up to his forehead and looks like he is thinking out loud. The subtitles read "Ah y'know, just one more thing, Maester Seymour..."

ALT A screenshot from the game Final Fantasy X with the villain Seymour in the foreground, and tv detective Columbo entering back in through a door in the background. Columbo has a hand up to his forehead and looks like he is thinking out loud. The subtitles read "Ah y'know, just one more thing, Maester Seymour..."

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AP images of a pregnant woman being rushed to an ambulance after Russia bombed a maternity hospital in Mariupol where she was meant to give birth shocked the world. @AP has learned that the woman and her baby have died. apne.ws/DihGhS2
Pregnant woman, baby die after Russian bombing in Mariupol

Pregnant woman, baby die after Russian bombing in Mariupol

A wounded pregnant woman who was seen being carried on a stretcher from a bombed maternity hospital in Mariupol, Ukraine, last week has died, along with her baby.

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The French title of "March of the Penguins" was "March of the Emperor," which led to perhaps my favorite commercial of all time. If you've never seen it, I am begging you: do yourself the kindness of watching this glorious piece of advertising:
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#SilverAlert #HelpLocate: 85-year-old Sadie Williams (5’06, 175 lbs) is missing from the 7200 block of Bogley Rd in Windsor Mill, MD. Last seen operating a black 2008 Dodge Magnum MD plate 57070CH. Anyone with information is requested to call 911 or 410-307-2020. #BCoPD ^JC
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If you’re an aspiring actor, and as my advice was good enough for a young Mcavoy I pray you’ll listen now. When we were filming Pitch Black a producer came to give me a choice. They had a problem and needed to do a reshoot with me and a stuntie. The shoot thus far had been rough
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BREAKING: Before fatal shooting, Alec Baldwin was handed a loaded gun on a film set by an assistant director who was unaware it held live ammunition, court records show. apne.ws/GhB0jsF
Warrant: Baldwin didn't know weapon contained live round

Warrant: Baldwin didn't know weapon contained live round

Court records show that an assistant director unwittingly handed Alec Baldwin a loaded weapon and told him it was safe to use in the moments before the actor fatally shot a cinematographer.

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Replying to @BrentSpiner
Your expression, as always, indicates that you intimately understand hemorrhoidal discomfort, but I am not familiar with the luminescent treatment option on display! merriam-webster.com/dictiona…
Definition of SUPPOSITORY

Definition of SUPPOSITORY

a solid but readily meltable cone or cylinder of usually medicated material for insertion into a bodily passage or cavity (such as the rectum)… See the full definition

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Good afternoon. Perhaps you would like a thread of Birds with Intimidating English Names.
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Perfect!! 💗🦇
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Omg @whitehouse45 is still up and @whitehouse46 is taken - he should consider donating it!
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i thought garak's first scene on ds9 could use some background music
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this is everyone playing stardew valley
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Replying to @ksorbs
No, Peanut. They are not Patriots. They are your flying monkeys,homegrown terrorists, QAnon actors. They are the douchebags that go out and do the evil bidding of people like you who like to wind them up like toys and let them do their worst. #keepingYourFilthyHandsclean #enabler
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me going on a stupid little daily walk just to feel something
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Just a reminder that Stephon Clark was shot 20 times by police for holding a “scary” mobile phone in his Grandma’s backyard, but the #MAGA crowd is actively assaulting #capitol police with no consequences.
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Parents of 16 year old boy charged with #Thailand 112/#lesemajeste here with him at police station where he's supposed to report himself. He faces between 3 years & 15 years in jail under that law. #ม็อบ29ตุลา #ยกเลิกม112 #whatishappeninginthailand
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I want to know who it was at the Four Seasons Landscaping that —answered the phone —heard that the Trump campaign wanted to hold a press conference in his parking lot —realized they had mistaken him for a hotel —Looked at an invisible documentary camera —said, “Absolutely.”
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Replying to @LuisaMa54950308 @kakape @VanJones68
Get the kids outta them cages. First up.
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Here’s the entire clip of @VanJones68. It’s beautiful and heartfelt, it will always be how I remember this moment and it made me uglycry 🤷‍♂️
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