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👮‍♂️ Self-appointed policeman of terrible Boro podcast takes. 🥾 Usually up a hill when I’m not talking football. 🔴⚪️ #UTB

Joined June 2025
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He’s been day drinking down the Bigg Market again 🍺
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Given how reliably the same handful of accounts retweet everything he posts, I’m surprised he’s struggling to find a co-host. Surely one of his biggest supporters would be happy to step forward? Although getting them both in the same room might prove tricky 😂
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I’ve never interacted with “Ste Mace”, yet he blocked me at exactly the same time as Ellis & The Boro’s Voice. So Ellis is entering his own giveaways, congratulating himself on milestones & singing his own praises under a fake name. Taking blowing yourself off to a new level 😂
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Full-time.
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Our chairman's message at last night's civic reception was one of support and hope for Teesside 💪
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“Woke nonsense. You’d never see Bernie Slaven doing this”
Championship midfielders absolutely petrified of these 2 btw #boro
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Yeah, but apparently fans and podcasters know more about managing players’ workloads than the head coach, who works with them every day, monitors their fitness and consults with the medical team before making these decisions 🙄
Replying to @sarahfinn8
They want Kim burned at the stake because he tried to rest two of our most important players that literally haven’t had a break because they’re Internationals. You’d have thought Conway & Hackney last season would be enough of a warning. 7/9, a point off top, unbeaten in 9
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Completely agree. We’ve spent years complaining about injuries and players being run into the ground, yet now we’re criticising a manager for actually managing workloads. Mind, Bernie Slaven would’ve just played 90 minutes three times a week and got on with it 🙄
Previous #boro teams picked up numerous injuries in vital moments of the season. Managers got slated for running players in to the ground. Lankshear and Berhalter on the back of international games where they both played twice a week and then straight into a 3 game week. 🤷‍♂️
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Demanding what should and shouldn’t be played at the riverside is a level of entitlement I didn’t think I’d ever see!! #boro
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Just seen Southampton fans calling us cheats. It's like getting called a slag off a prostitute. #bwfc
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A Boro fan on TikTok asking why we can’t have goal music at the Riverside 🥴 One of the worst examples of the Americanisation of football. Nothing says atmosphere quite like drowning out thousands of fans celebrating with some dreadful dance track 🤦🏻‍♂️
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😂 So EVERY league game is vital, therefore your best players must start EVERY game? Even Haaland didn’t start all 38 league games last season. We play 46. Why bother employing medical and sports science staff when you’ve got social media experts who know better?
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Almost as if we should leave the matchday presentation to the people who are actually paid to do it and understand the logistics involved. Not every personal preference needs to become a demand for change.
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This is a rare occurrence btw he’s actually been fucking shit I’d never ever buy him in January if I was a premier league club fan
Will on hand to grab his 10th of the season 🔥
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Final thing on SpursGate. Don’t care when someone started supporting Boro, or whether they’ve supported another club previous. Everyone’s football journey is different. What I do care about is honesty. When someone’s own tweets contradict their story, questions are inevitable.
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I had a soft spot for Liverpool growing up because of my dad. Never called myself a “fellow Scouser” or referred to them as “our” or “we”. Ellis did exactly that with Spurs THREE years ago. He even had them as his phone wallpaper. Yet apparently he only “followed” them.
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Anyone ever referred to anyone other than Gibson as “our owner”? Me neither. That’s how Ellis talked about Levy in 2023, despite claiming to then be a Boro season ticket holder. If you want to believe his version of events, that’s your choice. Just don’t say you weren’t warned
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Anyone ever referred to anyone other than Gibson as “our owner”? Me neither. That’s how Ellis talked about Levy in 2023, despite claiming to then be a Boro season ticket holder. If you want to believe his version of events, that’s your choice. Just don’t say you weren’t warned
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Will Bernie slaven accept that Tommy Conway did assist thé Boro goal.!,,
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