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お客様のご理解とご協力に、心より感謝申し上げます。
今後とも、**時間変動取締局**をどうぞよろしくお願い申し上げます。
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時間変動取締局（TVA）
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I saw a video where Barack Obama called Dwayne Johnson and Dwayne picked up the phone.
I tried calling Dwayne Johnson and he said "How the f*** did you get this number?" and hung up.
Does Barack Obama have like, a newer iPhone model than me or something? Is that the problem?
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Step 1) learn "spirit channelling" to contact the "spirits"
You now have a phone.
Step 2) Spend the rest of your life becoming the kind of person high level "spirits" are willing to talk to
Now, people answer your phone calls.
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Visio, inc. retweeted
"The willingness with which our young people are likely to serve in any war shall be directly proportional to how they perceive the Veterans of earlier wars were treated."
Visio, inc. retweeted
Getting $500K from YC is a startup milestone. It can also become another badge for people who were very good at getting into college.
We asked @vivianmshen where she draws the line between founders who are larping vs founders who will figure it out.
@trq212 had one exception to the prestigious college-to-YC pipeline: Sarah.
teapawt.net/SOTAwives/status/21184…
The third SOTA wife has entered the chat, and this one is fresh off his exit at Anthropic.
Sarah (Head of DevX at Cerebras, @MilksandMatcha) and Vivian (GP at Y Combinator, @vivianmshen) sit down with @trq212 right after his last day at Anthropic.
What was supposed to be a quiet start to his funemployment era turned into getting outed on Twitter, CEOs in his DMs, and a next-day debrief on the pod.
01:16 Meet the third member: leaving Anthropic
03:15 YC's COVID batch
05:17 Over-raising and shutting down Multiverse
08:58 Toronto, Bay Area high schools and raising kids
12:39 First impressions of SF and tech Twitter
18:32 Going viral with Claude Code content
20:26 Why Anthropic, and idolizing the labs
22:33 Can startups survive the labs?
29:53 Labs as Hogwarts houses, and friendly rivals
35:21 Honeypots, spies and the apocalypse
In the biblical story of Adam and Eve, the apple represents something forbidden to humans, right?
But does that mean it might no longer be forbidden if you were no longer human, but had evolved or ascended beyond humanity?
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Visio, inc. retweeted
Re: Nvidia discourse
My tech founder husband wondered aloud if I'm a spy and tbh I haven't felt hotter in awhile 💅
Find yourself a man who compares you to a hot spy 🥹
