Delusional Mets Fan

Juan Soto on mixed feelings after Mets loss to the Yankees.

Brett Baty’s over-the-top home run celebration proves the end is near for a once great sport.

Aaron Judge wants Pete Alonso for Team USA: “Pete Alonso is one guy I wish protected me in the lineup. That type of opportunity would be a blessing for anybody. Now, we can do it for our country. Sounds like a plan.”

Max Fried’s private suite sealed the deal for the Yankees. “The Yankees sold him on family,” a representative from CAA told NYP Sports.

Rhys Hoskins rips Mets as Brewers season ends on a sad note: “People forget how this started,” Hoskins said. “Those guys couldn’t beat us in April. They were crying on the other side, and we beat them on their home turf. We all know who the better team was, and, unfortunately, this series got decided on by a pitchcom issue.”

Frank the Tank baseball card sold for $109,000 at auction 😱

Jazz Chisholm will wear number 2 for the Yankees, per Aaron Boone.

Angel Hernandez was chased out of baseball by the woke mob, one NL executive tells NYP Sports. “Unequivocally one of the best to do it. There will never be another.”

Shohei Ohtani won’t sign with team that has mascots, sources tell NYP Sports: “While some have questioned Ohtani’s conviction after bad starts against the Yankees in the Bronx, one fear is confirmed, and that’s mascots,” the source says. “With trade season underway and Ohtani’s pending free agency thereafter, his agent sent a confidential memo to all teams saying his client has Masklophobia, a fear of masks, and, in Ohtani’s specific case, mascots. This leaves certain teams in a bind as half the organizations in MLB employ one or several of them.”

Aaron Boone blasts Red Sox fans: “You hear these vulgar chants like “Yankees suck,” and it’s not fair to these guys who are grinding it out every day,” the skipper said. “I’d love to see these fans shouting nasty things in the crowd to step in the box. Being a baseball player and public figure the way we are is the most grueling line of work, and everyone who puts on the uniform deserves respect.”

Yankees social media team asks players if they believe OJ Simpson was innocent on anniversary of June 17, 1994 chase.

Aaron Boone on Yankees blowout loss against Red Sox: “Look, we put up enough runs to win that game if they don’t score as much as they did.”

Buck Showalter claims poor air quality at home distracted Mets: “These boys were worried about all the smoke up north, and you know, that distracted them all week,” the skipper told 660. “The Braves are a hell of a club, but under different circumstances where guys aren’t so stressed and worried about loved ones, then yeah, I’d say I like our chances better. Some things are bigger than the game, and you gotta chalk it up to that, sadly.”

Trevor Bauer’s estranged brother Jake, who disavowed his sibling, crushing his brother’s old team for the Yankees.

Félix Bautista emotional watching hero Aaron Judge tie game off him: “Growing up, the Yankees were my favorite team, and Judge was my idol,” the Orioles closer said after Tuesday’s loss in the Bronx. “Judge is an inspiration to tall ball players like me. When I was young, people would say, “Félix, you’re too big to play baseball. They want guys like Jose Altuve. Go play football.” I almost did. Then when Judge came around, I pointed to him and said, “LOOK, that’s who I’ll be.” I failed my team, but bigger than that, rounding the bases was a man proving guys our size can play ball.”