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I live in a perpetual state of YASSIS!

Joined March 2011
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I call you ndithi lets go out, ubhale istatus ba the streets are calling. Bani iistreets? Ndim?
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I just tried Tajin on watermelon I dont know how but the watermelon was bursting with water. Sooo good – at Sandton, South Africa
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I need Salman Moerats rhaqeyi! Iyathakatha nyani! – at Sandton, South Africa
Rassie Erasmus has named the #Springboks team for Saturday's Test against Italy in Turin - more here: tinyurl.com/3xhm7ve6 Stream all the action LIVE on DStv: bit.ly/4xAEgPj #ForeverGreenForeverGold
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Fana🇵🇸 retweeted
What’s a good driver doing there, in the first place?
As a good driver, what’s your next move?
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Life in Kasi 💀👀…… Charles l Lewis l Arsenal #MexicoGP #SBLove #BlackFriday #InstantMoneyMondays
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Someone give Rassie that young mans number – at Sandton, South Africa
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We called enye outie yethu on a sunday sifuna uyombona. We were in the area, wathi "akhonto isidibanisa naye on sunday. Sifuna ntoni?"🤣😭 – at Sandton, South Africa
Calling anyone for anything on Sunday is unacceptable Where’s your girl bro?… go be with family. Gadamn.
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Fana🇵🇸 retweeted
South African schools produce exceptional Black rugby talent,yet predominantly white coaches continue to overlook & frustrate them even when they outperform their white counterparts.Siyaya & Mahashe are examples not picked for Boks yet being worldclass ✊🏿🇿🇦 #URC #Springboks
South Africa cannot continue to have a predominantly white national rugby team when about 80% of its population is black, writes Jacob Kudzayi Mutisi tinyurl.com/45sbsvy2
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In the words of the great bard and braaimaster @shobzlvr "it's a dangerous day to be a beer in joburg today" – at Sandton, South Africa
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Replying to @DanCricket93
SA vs NZ =Rugby's Greatest Rivalry. SA vs AUS = Cricket's Greatest Rivalry.
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New Zealand ileqa iIndia in this T20 – at Sandton, South Africa
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🤣🤣🤣 delicious look jack russels. – at Sandton, South Africa
Ek was gister by 'n veiling en daar was 'n tent met specials op brandewyn en coke vir slegs R15 ..... Lang storie kort ek het hierdie 4 Jack russels gekoop. 🎉🎉
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Nothing like a Steelworis on a hot day – at Sandton, South Africa
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Fair. Kutheni ungandinikanga exclusive rights zokubasela ndikuncome for atleast a few hours? "Hayi lantso!", "Yeses! Maba kuyeke baby", "Ou yakho iyakwazi ukhetha rhaa!" Hlala noo "you ate" and "perioddd" bakho😡😭 – at Sandton, South Africa
If you’re going to post your selfie on social media first then send it to me, shem you can keep it. Even if you send it to me first then 2 minutes later post it on social media, I’ll delete it. We are all your boyfriend mos 🥺
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Random thought. How awesome would it be if driving ranges offered the balls or a variant of what you play on the course? I'd pay a premium for a bucket of Callaway supersofts or the like to practice. I know certain exclusive golf clubs overseas offer this for their pro members. – at Sandton, South Africa
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This is when international gigs annoy me. Now my day ends later because bayonqena uvuka kuse mnyama. Now I must daylight save kodwa ilanaga litshona ngo7pm – at Sandton, South Africa
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🤣 – at Sandton, South Africa
This wasn't a standup set, this was therapy. She said that shit with her whole chest and years of built up tension behind it 🤣😂🤣
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Is Rassie losing the dressing room with that Markus Muller pick? – at Sandton, South Africa
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🤣🤣🤣 – at Sandton, South Africa
lento iqala ngo fihla u last seen ku WhatsApp, uLock'e profile kuFacebook then ubone sewufihla ii-scones emingcwabeni.
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Moerat ulapha kaphinda😭 – at Sandton, South Africa
🇿🇦 Rassie Erasmus names his 37-man Springboks squad, which includes SIX uncapped players. 👶 Yaqeen Ahmed 👶 Sebastian de Klerk 👶 Luan Giliomee 👶 Markus Muller 👶 Riley Norton 👶 Emmanuel Tshituka ✖️ Cheslin Kolbe ✖️ Eben Etzebeth ✖️ Handre Pollard ✖️ Andre Esterhuizen
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