Stand-up comic, director, he/homo. Watch my specials 'Straight Acting' and 'I Didn't Die' on Amazon prime video or listen on Spotify, iTunes, etc
Baltimore, MD
Joined June 2011
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I don't know if @TheBiancaDelRio meant to follow me on Twitter but just the thought that maybe she saw my profile is a quarantine miracle. – at Baltimore, MD
your sad aunt Carol retweeted
President Trump tried to kill the single biggest transportation project in America — the Hudson Tunnel project — for nakedly political reasons, eliminating tens of thousands of jobs.
That’s illegal, so the courts stopped him.
Now he's appealing. America deserves so much better than a President putting political revenge ahead of jobs and safety.
I'm so glad clavicular is ugly now. So ugly. Ruined. A total 1/10. He should do much more meth to make him feel better. And much more hammer to the face
Why was @kathygriffin put on the no fly list for something much less egregious than this
But snoop gets to be tRump's little lap dog
Cute
your sad aunt Carol retweeted
Trump just rescinded an Executive Order issued by President Biden to lower prescription drug costs for people in Medicare and Medicaid.
your sad aunt Carol retweeted
Here’s a video produced by “Led by Donkeys” out of the U.K. that puts down the timeline of how Musk used X to get Donald Trump elected. I would save it because I don’t think it will be up for long.
your sad aunt Carol retweeted
#Sagittarius cares deeply for their bestfriends. They treat them with respect and is loyal to them. !!
your sad aunt Carol retweeted
Today, Celine Dion’s management team and her record label, Sony Music Entertainment Canada Inc., became aware of the unauthorized usage of the video, recording, musical performance, and likeness of Celine Dion singing “My Heart Will Go On” at a Donald Trump / JD Vance campaign rally in Montana.
In no way is this use authorized, and Celine Dion does not endorse this or any similar use.
…And really, THAT song?
your sad aunt Carol retweeted
Now that it’s officially pride month I think it’s time we have this conversation
Stretchy daddy
Pedro Pascal Eyed To Play Reed Richards In Marvel Studios’ ‘Fantastic Four’ deadline.com/2023/11/pedro-p…
