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Incrementalist Libertarian, Wisconsin native living in Georgia, father of three girls, LPGA member, doom posting will not be tolerated in this house.

Augusta, GA
Joined June 2012
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I'm as close in my life to being a single issue voter as I have ever been. I just want Social Security dead, I would cast myself into a volcano if it guaranteed the immediate death of it and the prevention of a future public replacement.
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LibertarianZoidberg🇺🇲🟨🗽🐍 retweeted
Ok ladies: Imagine you don’t want to go shopping at all. Not even slightly. You’re busy folding laundry or painting your nails or watching your favourite TV show. Zero desire for retail therapy. Your boyfriend sighs loudly and goes “can we go shopping and get tasty treats now”
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You don't need to commit suicide if you've already been murdered
TAXA DE SUICÍDIO 🇧🇷 Brasil ~7/100.000 habitantes 🇯🇵 Japão ~17/100.000 habitantes 🔻Pelo jeito as pessoas preferem viver no inferno do que no Japão.
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I just wish both teams could lose but we're stuck going back and forth
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"AI is evil that's why it should be controlled by (who we describe as) Nazis roughly 50% of the time"
A new poll shows significant support for nationalization of health care, railroads, and artificial intelligence among Democratic voters. Public ownership can be part of a winning pitch for addressing the cost-of-living crisis. jacobin.com/2026/10/national…
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"Hey you know how we pretend all cops are card carrying KKK members who exist only to frame and arrest or kill minorities? Yeah they should own all the AI image generating technology, I only trust them with it"
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I really hate what they did to both their designs in the Oblivion remaster, my understanding as a non-ESO player is that they are basically just better graphic ESO designs so I'm sure we'll get more of that in Sentinel and that's just so lame.
i just hope the khajiit and argonians in tes6 are hot
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I can't really explain how because I'm not part of that community but they both look furry-fied, which is probably great for furries but I don't happen to be one. I want my "beast" races to look like beasts not WoC 5e soft pastel furry bait.
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Fascist Estonia (yeah the blue isn't 100% right shut up nerd)
This is a swastika I can feel calm looking at. No bright screaming red, no anger no hatred. Just a nice sky blue. This is a flag I can feel relaxed with.
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I've assumed it'd be Hammerfell since 2012 for lazy AAA dev culture war point reasons, entirely predictable imo. The funny thing waiting til 2020-whatever is that the choice will have no impact even if they try their absolute hardest to be weird about race relations.
The funny thing was people debating that TES6 wouldn't be in Hammerfell and if you look at the map of content for The Elder Scrolls Online, there's just a big void over Hammerfell like they were essentially saying "leave it the FUCK alone!"
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Reminder that this is made by The John Birch Society who are just pro-consitution Republicans, they're comparitively less bad than other GOP members or the Dems but they are not pro-freedom/liberty nor are they libertarians in any meaningful sense.
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You can just lie and assert the complete opposite of what the data tells us and call it feminism, men are more unfairly treated compared to women in sentencing than black men are compared to white men.
Because of this:
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LibertarianZoidberg🇺🇲🟨🗽🐍 retweeted
Easy conspiracy to believe: -Charlie Kirk's wife hired a Mormon Hornet Cult from Egypt to kill her husband, so she could have less money Difficult conspiracy to believe: -Podcasters lie about conspiracies for millions of dollars in superchats and ad revenue.
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This is like that Chinese post of the guy drinking fancy imports (Budweiser) while walking around with holes in his socks and trying flex like $80 cash before sitting down to eat bugs with friends to show how great it was there. Appreciate what you have, some people have less.
“o brasil ta quebrado” eu comendo pizza toda sexta sábado e domingo
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"rightwing is when you value your kids more than foreigners that want you dead"
"Être de gauche c'est d'abord penser le monde, puis son pays, puis ses proches, puis soi. Etre de droite c'est l'inverse."
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Racism is when you don't want to have the squirts
are we just going to let this racism slide?
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This is not racism. It is generally recommended not to consume tap-based water in Mexico. planet-water.org/where-we-opera…
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how american libertarian are you? 🟥🟧🟨🟩🟦 🟦suburbanite 🟨middle to upper class 🟩white (⬜Hispanic) 🟥college educated 🟩fiscally conservative (definition of conservative matters) 🟩culturally liberal (definition of liberal matters) 🟥business owner 🟦male 🟦18-30 years old
how american libertarian are you? 🟥🟧🟨🟩🟦 🟦suburbanite 🟦middle to upper class 🟦white 🟥college educated 🟦fiscally conservative 🟦culturally liberal 🟥buisness owner 🟦male 🟥18-30 years old
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LibertarianZoidberg🇺🇲🟨🗽🐍 retweeted
I have no reason to doubt that every would-be "progressive" Muslim politician is just a closeted Islamist. Mamdani, AES, Ilhan Omar & Tlaib, and so on. Their highest priority will always be Sharia - not the constitution. They are infiltrating on the backs of useful idiots.
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Your toxic trait is being correct?
My toxic trait is I still hold the perhaps naive and uneducated opinion that health care costs are a supply problem and free markets are how you fix supply problems
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LibertarianZoidberg🇺🇲🟨🗽🐍 retweeted
Replying to @MadelaineLucyH
You’re asking me if my wife was in the mood and I was not into it at all? It doesn’t happen often, but it has happened, & when it does I try to accommodate when I can, because I love her, and I would hope she’d do the same for me.
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