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Michael Lane Jr.

@MichaelLaneJr

I’m a comedian— settle down

 Detroit, MI
Joined May 2009
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It’s been just me and my dog for so long now that when a girl gets all excited around me I ask her if she needs to go outside.
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Detroit Lions 🤝 Lindsay Clancy Unacceptable Defense
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how I run in my dreams
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Happy ‘I get to be a psychopath cause I went into Labor’- Day weekend.
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As soon as Lindsay Clancy took accountability for her actions American women knew something had to be off.
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RIP the Great Lakes acronym HOMES Insert— SHAME
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I just aced a Narcissitic Personality Disorder quiz— because I’m the greatest
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Because nothing is more American than baseball and dropping Indians
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@Sportsnet14 Dec 2020
BREAKING: Cleveland's baseball team will reportedly be dropping "Indians" from its name. sportsnet.ca/mlb/article/rep…
Report: Cleveland's MLB team will drop 'Indians' from its name

Report: Cleveland's MLB team will drop 'Indians' from its name

After 105 years, the Cleveland Indians have reportedly decided to change their team name. The decision comes after decades of protests from Indigenous groups and fans who have criticized the name as...

sportsnet.ca
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The stomach
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Proud to announce that ‘Drinking and Driving’ will no longer be an issue for me as I can no longer afford to do both.
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Every morning I wake up— Twitter is such a weird place… Opens Facebook— what a weird place… Leaves house— this is such a weird place…
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Santa Clause Bill Cosby 🤝 come in your sleep
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Comedy Pot Pie@ComedyPotPie6 Oct 2021
“I always thought that ‘Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader’ would have been a way better title than ‘To Catch a Predator’ but I guess it was already taken.” - @MichaelLaneJr
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Just because I’m vaccinated make no mistake— you people still make me sick
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My little brother was just completely traumatized from having to dissect that damn pig. He begged and pleaded with his teachers to please let him out of it, but in the end there’s not much an 8th grader can say when you’re being homeschooled.
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Because nothing is more American than baseball and dropping Indians
Sportsnet (@Sportsnet) profile pictureSportsnet
@Sportsnet14 Dec 2020
BREAKING: Cleveland's baseball team will reportedly be dropping "Indians" from its name. sportsnet.ca/mlb/article/rep…
Report: Cleveland's MLB team will drop 'Indians' from its name

Report: Cleveland's MLB team will drop 'Indians' from its name

After 105 years, the Cleveland Indians have reportedly decided to change their team name. The decision comes after decades of protests from Indigenous groups and fans who have criticized the name as...

sportsnet.ca
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Never been much of an art critic but I know perfection when I see it 🖼
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This year because of corona we decided to take a family vacation. And I gotta say— I don’t miss em at all.
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This is why you don’t throw plastic in the ocean
Jessica Northey-Shaw (@JessicaNorthey) profile pictureJessica Northey-Shaw
@JessicaNorthey17 Feb 2020
WOW....Cher at 29 & 73. 💥❤️🔥
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I just aced a Narcissitic Personality Disorder quiz— because I’m the greatest
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